An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "One-nil."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Goal, one-all!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Goal,
two-one!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Goal,
two-all!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a another and says - "Another goal, three-two!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he sh!ts the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Goal, one-all!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Goal,
two-one!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Goal,
two-all!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a another and says - "Another goal, three-two!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he sh!ts the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
