The 8 Rules Of Etiquette on How To Deal With "Peace"
Activists With the advent of the World Trade Center
disaster and the ensuing military actions against terrorism,
many of us will encounter "Peace" activists who
will try and convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on
September 11, 2001.
These activists may be alone or in gatherings...most of us don't know how to react to them.
When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views.
Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very
interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is
immoral, and that by attacking the people who did
this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will
probably use many arguments,ranging from political, to religious, to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning,
punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be
very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence
only brings about more violence and remind them of their
stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really
committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a
solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they
really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree
that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time
hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained
and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is
making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a
nation of people. It is totally unacceptable and must be
dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing
for us and our children. We must support them and our
leaders at times like these.
As a Nation, we have no choice. We either strike back,
VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.
Enjoy!
Activists With the advent of the World Trade Center
disaster and the ensuing military actions against terrorism,
many of us will encounter "Peace" activists who
will try and convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on
September 11, 2001.
These activists may be alone or in gatherings...most of us don't know how to react to them.
When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views.
Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very
interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is
immoral, and that by attacking the people who did
this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will
probably use many arguments,ranging from political, to religious, to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning,
punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be
very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence
only brings about more violence and remind them of their
stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really
committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a
solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they
really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree
that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time
hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained
and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is
making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a
nation of people. It is totally unacceptable and must be
dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing
for us and our children. We must support them and our
leaders at times like these.
As a Nation, we have no choice. We either strike back,
VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.
Enjoy!
