favorite saturday night live lines

[Rotus]

You put your WEED in there...

 

[o.g.sk8er]

Eddie Murphy in Mr. Robinson's neighborhood:

"I hate my landload. I want to kill my landload. C-I-L-L, my landload!"

 

[Togan]

my fav line is "nice legs what time do they open?"

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

lol harry carey

(lol) (laugh) (evil) (hah) (rofl2) (lol2)

I can't even get thru the 1st few seconds of Will's skits of Harry Carey because I am laughing out loud the whole time!!

 

[girth]

Farley: What do you think, Pops? Is that Will Shakespeare over there?

Father: Well actually, Matt. We've encouraged his writing.

Farley: Dad, I wish you would shut your damn YAPPER!

Haha, even better than that one was when Farley (as Matt Foley) played Santa. He was yelling at some kid telling him that there is no such thing as Santa Claus which caused the kid's mother to holler at Farley for "ruining Christmas for the kids." Then Farley goes..."Mom, I wish you could be Santa's little helper and SHUT YOUR DAMN CAKE-HOLE!!" hHAHAHA

Also in that same skit he yelled at the kids in his classic Matt Foley voice -- "you run downstairs to the tree at light speed, find the biggest package that you can, and open a dream come truuue. Well I'M here to tell you that in the real world, you wake up x-mas morning and find your stocking, filled to the brim, with JACK...SQUAT!"

MAN I love these episodes.

 

[Roywhitep5]

i think we're gonna need more cowbell

 

[MarkSpark]

Well I'M here to tell you that in the real world, you wake up x-mas morning and find your stocking, filled to the brim, with JACK...SQUAT!"

lmao...good stuff

 

[MP5driva03]

Farley: "From what I've heard, you haven't been using your paper fro writing, but for ROLLING DOOBIES!!"

hahahahaha lmao

 

[girth]

I'm currently in the process of making my own "Farley Classics" DVD....basically just a compilation of all the classic Farley skits that I've recorded on TV over the past decade. A lot of the video is poor quality (I didn't always have cable and NBC was damn fuzzy over the air for me) but still damn funny. A lot of the skits are on the Farley DVD you can buy in stores but some are not. If anybody is interested in it let me know - I'd maybe sell it for a nominal fee. All of the episodes I've quoted are gonna be on my disc.

 

[brucelee]

connery: what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck. i can't remember how it ends but your motha's a *****.

 

[Roywhitep5]

connery: what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck. i can't remember how it ends but your motha's a *****.

omfg thats a good one

 

[Roywhitep5]

alex trabec: okay mr cruise, you've gotten the audio daily double. this was the theme song to what show...... danna nanna nanna nanna BATMAN!!! danna nanna nanna nanna BATMAN!! danna nanna......

tom cruise: umm............... MASH?

alex trabec: no (buzz) sean connery?

sean connery: AFTER MASH!!!

 

[BoOsTiN]

i think we're gonna need more cowbell

I think this is how it goes...

Christifer Walken...
I've got a sickness and the only cure if more cowbell