BJ's Here Today and Tomorrow

[njaremka]

hee-hee!

i am at work right now, and occasionally we get announcement emails sent over the corporate lines. well, the one for this morning read in the subject: "BJ's Here Today and Tomorrow" (BJ's is a local bulk food club and they are going to be in our office today to solicit memberships)

just thoguht i'd share the laugh.

 

[freekwonder]

where do i sign up. Hope they don't mind if they chip their teeth. short email descriptions 0NWZ J0U

 

[Kooldino]

Where I live, we have a BJ's, Seaman's, Dicks, and an Oddjob all in the same plaza.

 

[20ESGUY]

how bout bj's, dirty dicks, salty peters, bushwackers, and quagmires all within a mile or so.

 

[jdm_mp5]

Where I live, we have a BJ's, Seaman's, Dicks, and an Oddjob all in the same plaza.

hahaha (rofl)

here we only have normal stores like weiners.

 

[blynzoo]

how bout bj's, dirty dicks, salty peters, bushwackers, and quagmires all within a mile or so.

:wtf: that IS odd.

 

[20ESGUY]

Thats what you get in nags head....dirty dicks and salty peters are both crab houses (salty's is a knock off) bushwackers and quagmires are both resturant/bars....if you ever get down to the outerbanks highly recommened quags. Great drinks and usually live local bands.

 

[Protege01MP3]

ok!! ok! how bout this one!!! over here.. in pasadena.. we have a Marie Calendars!!!!!!!!!! HNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAAHAHHAAH



hehe

 

[njaremka]

ok!! ok! how bout this one!!! over here.. in pasadena.. we have a Marie Calendars!!!!!!!!!! HNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAAHAHHAAH



hehe

what?!?

 

[Protege01MP3]

nevermind.. it was me being dumb....

pretend i didnt post

 

[jdm_mp5]

what?!?

yeah...i didn't get that one either...

 

[Kooldino]

Doesn't Marie Calendars make microwave meals?

 

[Protege01MP3]

lol.. i guess... actually.. yah i think they do... but its a restaurant too...

anyway.. we can drop it now... it was a poor attempt at a joke.. if i try to explain it, then it will be even less funny... so nm

 

[blynzoo]

lol.. i guess... actually.. yah i think they do... but its a restaurant too...

anyway.. we can drop it now... it was a poor attempt at a joke.. if i try to explain it, then it will be even less funny... so nm

Oh no, you're not getting off that easy. Bad jokes are the best of all, we get to laught at the lame-o who posted it....explain, explain

 

[Protege01MP3]

they were all like... theres this place called BJs and this place called salty peter and dirty dick and bushwhackers and blah blah blah... and marie calendars has nothing wrong w/ the name... so i made a joke about being lame and it turned into a lame joke... so i TRIED to be lame... but in a different way than it was conveyed to you guys... and i ended up looking like i was actually lame.. and lame in a different way...

got it?

 

[blynzoo]

they were all like... theres this place called BJs and this place called salty peter and dirty dick and bushwhackers and blah blah blah... and marie calendars has nothing wrong w/ the name... so i made a joke about being lame and it turned into a lame joke... so i TRIED to be lame... but in a different way than it was conveyed to you guys... and i ended up looking like i was actually lame.. and lame in a different way...

got it?

Yeah, got it.
s***, I knew what you were doing before you explained it, I just wanted to watch you explain your lame ass

I kid, I kid....

"haaa haaaaa"
--Nelson

 

[promp3]

I like stuffers tv dinners