Yar!! Avast ye maties.. It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ha Ha!

[BigB]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Abandon all hope ye who enter here... yar!

 

[RacerXGirl]

ARRRRR! Ya bunch o' land lubber bilge rat wannabes! Whose up for a pint o' grog?

I love number one below, very effective!

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Argh?

 

[RacerXGirl]

*cough* excuse me, let me try this again: "ARRRRRRRR!"

argh = I wish I had some coffee and cannot, so that is a sound of coffee-deprived despair that escaped from my lips, which is SO very un-pirate-like it's embarrassing.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Hey!!!! You said it first....*cough*hipocryte*cough*

lol

*cough* excuse me "ARRRRRRRR!"

argh = I wish I had some coffee and cannot, so that is a sound of coffee-deprived despair that escaped from my lips, which is SO very un-pirate-like it's embarrassing.

Argh, ya bunch o' land lubber bilge rat wannabes! Whose up for a pint o' grog?

I love number one below, very effective!

 

[RacerXGirl]

Hey!!!! You said it first....*cough*hipocryte*cough*

lol

fixed - I was explaining why I said "argh"

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Lies!

 

[RacerXGirl]

Lies!

*pinch*

 

[Velocifero]

YARRR! Soy un pirata mexicano. Cortar los testculos y los alimenta al temido rojo dirigi el mar criatura. Tenga cuidadome!

 

[Velocifero]

Or maybe you perfer: YARR!!! 私は海賊〔著作権侵害者〕です。 私はあなたの睾丸を切り離して、それらを恐れられた赤毛の海生き物に与えます。 私に注意してください！

 

[Foolish]

Prepare to be boarded! Arrrrrrrr!!

 

[RacerXGirl]

Or maybe you perfer: YARR!!! 私は海賊〔著作権侵害者〕です。 私はあなたの睾丸を切り離して、それらを恐れられた赤毛の海生き物に与えます。 私に注意してください！

Who doesn't prefer YARR!!! followed by a bunch of little squares?

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

(rlaugh)

Who doesn't prefer YARR!!! followed by a bunch of little squares?

 

[RacerXGirl]

YARRR! Soy un pirata mexicano. Cortar los testculos y los alimenta al temido rojo dirigi el mar criatura. Tenga cuidadome!

Hmmm...this didn't translate very well from babelfish:

YARRR! I am a Mexican pirate. I will cut the testicles and it feeds them the red feared one directed to the sea creature. Have cuidadome!

 

[gone_fishin]

Hmmm...this didn't translate very well from babelfish:

YARRR! I am a Mexican pirate. I will cut the testicles and it feeds them the red feared one directed to the sea creature. Have cuidadome!

translation: YARRR! I am a mexican pirate. I will cut off your testicles and feed them to the feared red sea creature. Fear me!

 

[gone_fishin]

oh yeah, YARRRR

 

[RacerXGirl]

translation: YARRR! I am a mexican pirate. I will cut off your testicles and feed them to the feared red sea creature. Fear me!

Mmmmhmmmm.... (enguard)

 

[BigB]

*cough* excuse me, let me try this again: "ARRRRRRRR!"

argh = I wish I had some coffee and cannot, so that is a sound of coffee-deprived despair that escaped from my lips, which is SO very un-pirate-like it's embarrassing.

Avast.. what ye be needin' is a good poopdeck swabbin'... yarr!

 

[RacerXGirl]

Avast.. what ye be needin' is a good poopdeck swabbin'... yarr!

lol...eww, that sounds sort of gross!

what I be needing is a venti mocha frappucino

 

[BigB]

lol...eww, that sounds sort of gross!

what I be needing is a venti mocha frappucino

aye... did i say swabbin'? Haha, what I be meanin' ta say was stabbin'! Yo ho!

(peep)