What's the craziest thing you've done in your ride?

[simdrew]

Just got a new job at ruby tuesday's and it turns out this girl i worked with at my previous job blockbuster now works at ruby tuesdays also. so she tells me shes getting a divorce now but its not final, so that made me very happy because damn did i want to date this girl when i worked at blockbuster but she was married. so the other night she calls me and we meet up chill for awhile, next night we meet again and have the greatest sex in the back of my P5, turns out she loves to have sex in my car so every night for the last 5 days we have had our fun in the protege backseat, not very roomy but whatever, so i guess the craziest thing ive done in my car is have sex with a totally hot married women.

(headbang) (pics)

 

[Rism]

well, it wasn't in my ride, but a friend of mines...

he drove a mail van. yes, the white box truck that had a right hand drive type of mail van. well...we were driving down the road, clipping along at about 60mph, and he slides open the door and says "take the wheel". he then proceeds to climb up on to the roof of the van, crawls across the roof, pulls my door open, and yells for me to move over and drive. he takes my seat, closes the door, and pretends like nothing happend.

most ****** up, random thing ever.

I did the same exact thing but in my friends corolla. But climbed through the window instead of the door.

 

[redrims]

Just got a new job at ruby tuesday's and it turns out this girl i worked with at my previous job blockbuster now works at ruby tuesdays also. so she tells me shes getting a divorce now but its not final, so that made me very happy because damn did i want to date this girl when i worked at blockbuster but she was married. so the other night she calls me and we meet up chill for awhile, next night we meet again and have the greatest sex in the back of my P5, turns out she loves to have sex in my car so every night for the last 5 days we have had our fun in the protege backseat, not very roomy but whatever, so i guess the craziest thing ive done in my car is have sex with a totally hot married women.

That the awesomest...(upbum) I've gotten caught having sex in my pro one too many times. By a State Trooper who pulled me out the car with just socks and backward shorts while it was a freezing 15 degrees outside. Then gave me a long lecture, made me lay against the cold police car and then gave me a $60+ ticket, and by her father...OUCH!!! That was the worst! Then I had an audience one time and didn't even know it while in the MPV. Unfortunately, the tinted windows weren't as dark as I thought and we weren't as alone in the park as we thought. And then we had some company from the county police who kindly laughed and told us to move and find another empty lot. But I LOVED that MPV. To bad my bro wrecked it 3 months ago .



BTW, I'm a line cook and Ruby Tuesday's (thumb)

 

[chucko642]

Ran from the cops. Worked to, till they showed up at my house. Long story short i got busted. Moral, its alot easier to stop. I know Im a dumb ass.

 

[chucko642]

That the awesomest...(upbum) I've gotten caught having sex in my pro one too many times. By a State Trooper who pulled me out the car with just socks and backward shorts while it was a freezing 15 degrees outside. Then gave me a long lecture, made me lay against the cold police car and then gave me a $60+ ticket, and by her father...OUCH!!! That was the worst! Then I had an audience one time and didn't even know it while in the MPV. Unfortunately, the tinted windows weren't as dark as I thought and we weren't as alone in the park as we thought. And then we had some company from the county police who kindly laughed and told us to move and find another empty lot. But I LOVED that MPV. To bad my bro wrecked it 3 months ago .



BTW, I'm a line cook and Ruby Tuesday's (thumb)

Don't you guys have homes? (nana)

 

[36Crazyfists]

i wasn't there for this but some friends back in highschool took a 97 explorer out to a motocross track and jumped that mofo, holy s*** that was a wild video, i've definitely gotten freaky in my car but, the 5% tint helps with no one seein, never been busted for bangin in the car, hope it stays that way!
i havent really done anything too wild but i've had friends steer the car while taking bong rips and what not at 70 on the highway

 

[jersey_emt]

i havent really done anything too wild but i've had friends steer the car while taking bong rips and what not at 70 on the highway

You're a moron.

 

[jersey_emt]

Crawled out of it after it flipped over without a scratch on me.
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Kicked my way out of it after flipping it 4-5 times and taking out a tree while upside down in mid-air.

 

[36Crazyfists]

You're a moron.

damn buddy, no need to be a hater, obviously if i felt as if things were out of control i would have stopped smokin and grabbed the wheel. im sure you have steered for friends while they were driving and had to remove their hands from the wheel to do something

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Back when I owned my 00 Eclipse GT I was at my friends apartment partying & had a nice mix of Bud Light & Xanax (bad, very bad). Needless to say I was trashed & it was my brilliant idea to go to Dennys. So off we went (I wasnt driving). While on the way I brought a beer w/ me & was hitting that the whole way there. When getting out of the car I finished it off & softball pitched it into the bushes @ dennys. Well we had a meal & went back for more drininking. On the way back I was smoking a cig w/ the window down & it was cold out. My friend noticed that I was smoking the butt & said "You done w/ that cigarette?" & I through it out & he closed the window. Not more than 1 min later I started to roll down the window & proceeded to lean out & puke.....only I didnt make it over the door & puked all over the inside of my car. My friend says (I dont remember) that he took me to a 24 hour car wash & made me clean it up.........Wont be doing that again.....

 

[jersey_emt]

damn buddy, no need to be a hater, obviously if i felt as if things were out of control i would have stopped smokin and grabbed the wheel. im sure you have steered for friends while they were driving and had to remove their hands from the wheel to do something

No, it's not because of that, it's because of you driving while under the influence of a drug.

I have nothing against those who smoke up (I'm a proponent of legalization), but do it in your own home, or a place where you are not putting anyone else at risk.

 

[xfaradx]

Not too much other going from my friends house to bar already drunk and I kept bumping his rear end and riding his ass. It ended with him slamming on his brakes 150ft in front of a stop sign and me smashing up my neon.


Smoking, talking on my cell phone, drinking coffee, and shifting, all at the same time.

 

[AGR]

F**ked on the hood of my Fiat 124 Spider at Red Rock State Park (between Tucson & Phoenix). And; F**ked while driving at 60+mph on I-10 between Tucson & Phoenix in my Fiat 131 Coupe.

'Must be something about that stretch of highway............ (boom01)

 

[redrims]

Ran from the cops. Worked to, till they showed up at my house. Long story short i got busted. Moral, its alot easier to stop. I know Im a dumb ass.

Wow...I've gotten away twice. Once in the Mazda and the best getaway in the Nissan. The Mazda getaway was the scariest and ballsiest of them all. I was at a local hangout/racing spot a couple years ago. Cops tried to corner everyone in. There were like 10 cops from every corner trying to block entrances. I saw one last entrance open and I went for it. There was a police car racing towards the same entrance trying to block it. So I ended up playing chicken the cop. I was NOT slowing down. We were going head on at full speed. He slowed down and steered away at the last minute. I whipped around the corner. He tried to follow. Then I dart like 3 lanes across the highway adjacent from the lot we were in and made a u-turn at the intersection, floored it, and never looked back. I know. I'm a crazy mopho.(hand)

 

[redrims]

F**ked on the hood of my Fiat 124 Spider at Red Rock State Park (between Tucson & Phoenix). And; F**ked while driving at 60+mph on I-10 between Tucson & Phoenix in my Fiat 131 Coupe.

'Must be something about that stretch of highway............ (boom01)

Sounds like the movie "Chase" with Charlie Sheen...lmao

You have to teach me how to do that! I've had a blowjob at 60mph, but never f**ked while driving at ANY speed. That must take skills...lol(bowdown)

 

[simdrew]

I've had a blowjob at 60mph, but

I always tried to get my ex to do that but she wouldn't. My current woman did that without me even asking. (cabpatch)

 

[AGR]

Sounds like the movie "Chase" with Charlie Sheen...lmao

You have to teach me how to do that! I've had a blowjob at 60mph, but never f**ked while driving at ANY speed. That must take skills...lol(bowdown)

Screwing at 60mph is incredible. YOU must be very careful (needless to say)! Leading up to it was amazing. I will never forget that! It is a big plus (obviously) having bucket seats. And; you have to have good rythym since your looking over her shoulder.(boom01) Orgasm is mind boggling, too. You want to keep the car on the road! (thought)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

meanwhile, the guy driving behind you gets a condom on the windshield *Splat!!* "That was a big bug"

Screwing at 60mph is incredible. YOU must be very careful (needless to say)! Leading up to it was amazing. I will never forget that! It is a big plus (obviously) having bucket seats. And; you have to have good rythym since your looking over her shoulder.(boom01) Orgasm is mind boggling, too. You want to keep the car on the road! (thought)

 

[AGR]

meanwhile, the guy driving behind you gets a condom on the windshield *Splat!!* "That was a big bug"

Condom?!!! Hardly! Skin on skin, baby!(headbang) That was in 1977! Like a lifetime ago.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

i see