What turns you off the fastest?

Lost_Conception said:
LOL I come across a gurl with a smelly pussi :( I spelled it like this on purpose.

I smelled it when i laid on her lap. Then when i went to rub her around that area *Still with her jeans on*
I proceeded to smell my hand. Smelled like fish !

So i waited for another time. To verify this, she told me she showered. So i proceeded to touch her again without no jeans this time, and smelled my hand. It was bad !
I washed my hands countless times, even used Tommy colonge, and my moms perfume. Also used windex, and Clorox Bleach on my hand lmao. Smell didnt go for a week.

Thats a turn off !

LMAO ! At the smelly ass thing (rofl2)

Sings the friends smelly cat song
Edited

Smelly Ass
Smelly Asssssssssss

That's friggin gross. Having that area smell like piss when going down is also nasty. It happened to me once and I gagged, therefore making the night real short.
 
I have to say... that girl had some issues. They're usually hormonal. Some people have really strong B.O. (either when they sweat or their private parts no matter what they do). Hell, no amount of masengil is gonna correct those problems. lol

Smoking is a turn off for me too. I had a bf that smoked once. Kissing him was like licking an ashtray. Even with spearamint gum, it was still pretty nasty. No offense to those in here that smoke, sorry.
 
Bad teeth, nothing is worse than seeing a really cute girl and then when she smiles at you there's either a huge gap or a tooth coming out at you at more than a 45 degree angle
 
IMHO a BIG turnoff is when your partner falls asleep on you, OR they dont want to do anything when i want to.

stupid i know
 
azian6er said:
IMHO a BIG turnoff is when your partner falls asleep on you, OR they dont want to do anything when i want to.

stupid i know

LOL, that does suck....



Bad teeth, its been mentioned...DEFINATLY the worst, and bad breath...

i also hate when guys attempt to grow any type of facial hair, but just cant...it looks ****** trashy as hell, so if any of you have those damn 5 black hairs that you consider a moustache...HAVE THEM NOW! also when a guy has no sense of humor, thats annoying...or when they try and do s*** while sitting next to their parents, that not cool
 
SoniCraze said:
Bitching about her job....it never ends!

good one! I get the same thing everynight.


But if I'm just checking some girl out at a red light, it would have to be smoking. As soon as I see that cigarette, thats the end of my drooling.
 
girls that cheat... and brag about it later on and then expect you to date them... how can u know they arnt gonna do the same to u?
 
Women who have no respect for anyone, or anything, and are psycho to ******* boot! Not to mention they have no perception of reallty at all!
 
KpaBap said:
(lol)



Dingleberries on the bush.

(rofl)

when your dating a girl, and she agree's with everything you say..

I went out with a girl like this the other day, everything i said she agreed with, or liked to do. Even though i know she was BS'ing just to sound cool.

Also i hate liars!!!!!!!! pointless lies drive me nuts.
 
I'd like to add psycho 2nd personality & refusing to let go of past issues that later get blamed on you.
 
Once I was dancing with a girl at a club who had a really nice body and a cute face and tan skin, well, when she smiled at me I was like:confused: :wtf: :eek:. Her teeth were like (freak). Lets just say I miraculously heard my friend from across the club calling my name so I was (outie).
 
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