What to you call the lady in your navigaton?

[mazda3zoom]

most the time its sumthin along "dumb b****!"
One day i had it tellin me where to go and she took me PAST my exit, then off at the next exit just to get right back on the highway going the opposite way to get off at the exit i was supposted to in the first damn place. If i lost ya there, just know that it was the dumbest thing ive ever seen in my life.

 

[DefinitiveCars]

Im excited!!!(breakn)

 

[rodslinger]

One day i had it tellin me where to go and she took me PAST my exit, then off at the next exit just to get right back on the highway going the opposite way to get off at the exit i was supposted to in the first damn place.

I've seen it do that too.. Once or twice I've had it tell me to exit the freeway only to get back on the freeway at the end of the ramp. WTF?

 

[dkswim]

she gets called "bitching betty", Volume on 0 dosnt turn off the speeker and i think if you make too many wrong turns she starts talking s*** to you saying you must be a man never stopping and asking for dirictions. one day i got so far into some back roads that she couldnt even guide me even though there was a road on the map stupid betty.

 

[st_riot]

Navbitch, she needs to learn some manners

TURN LEFT NOW

 

[walti]

That's funny, I call her Betty too.. as for me, it turns me on when she has less manners.. makes me just wanna ride her faster and rougher (evil)

 

[Nokkers3]

My girlfriend calls it the Navi-*****

 

[BSTD3]

I call mine *****! (bump)

 

[PasadenaMS3]

Mine is Xena, Warrior Princess.

 

[naddie]

Mrs. Garmin. She gives some crazy directions sometimes.

 

[MikeHTally]

I have a Garmin nuvi. I downloaded "Australian Female". I named her Nicole (after Nicole Kidman). Annoys the hell outa my wife. Nicole has sure kept us on the right path through several journeys, though.

 

[mckraut]

My wife calls her the GPS Hussy because I listen to the computer instead of her when driving around. Really, she's just jealous I think.

 

[ZoomZoomH]

she really meant *****

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

All I can think of is the comedy routine from the Bob & Tom Show where one of the guys (Chick McGee) gets a navigation system, but his wife makes him buy a custom one that has her voice and personality. It's called "The Naggigator".

 

[oaklandopen]

i used a garmin a couple of times....loved to set it on the australian accent. so i would call her "dori"....after a scene from finding nemo where the sharks said "hello dori"

 

[Raynman]

Mother?

 

[Demi]

On fighter aircraft we have a navigation warning system, you know the one in video games and such "PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP". Yeah it really says that. We call it Bitchin Betty.

 

[dkswim]

they found out in studys that womens voices worked better, the male pilot responded to the female voice better.

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

they found out in studys that womens voices worked better, the male pilot responded to the female voice better.

Because they've learned by hard experience that if they hear a female voice giving orders, they might as well do as they're told, cause that voice ain't shuttin up until they do.

 

[Kain]

Because they've learned by hard experience that if they hear a female voice giving orders, they might as well do as they're told, cause that voice ain't shuttin up until they do.

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