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- 2003.5 Titanium Gray MSP #1699
LMAO (rofl)Replica said:
What people have told YOU about YOUR car
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SuperWagon502
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- 02 Mazda P5 / 03VW GTI 1.8t
My girlfriend just saw this and told me That I drive a Daddy-mobile. No not pimp daddy, a where's-the-car-seat-mobile?(sad1)
The "eh":
-"Hey, how do you like your car? I've been looking for a car to get my daughter" -guy at gas station
-"how many horses does it have?" - HS kids in some SUV parked next to me
-"It's cute" - my boss, from Arkansas, at a company party
-"Is it all wheel drive?" - so many people. Some have even asked it more than once
The good:
-"Hey, is that color a factory option?" - older guy with wife from his Del Sol
-"Who's yellow Matrix is out there in the parking lot?" -"Mine, but it's not a Matrix, it's a Protege5" - "Nice car" - guy in coffee shop
-thumbs up from 3 drivers on the road, one mouthed "nice car"
, just like that woman in the Docker's pants ad
-"Hey, how do you like your car? I've been looking for a car to get my daughter" -guy at gas station
-"how many horses does it have?" - HS kids in some SUV parked next to me
-"It's cute" - my boss, from Arkansas, at a company party
-"Is it all wheel drive?" - so many people. Some have even asked it more than once
The good:
-"Hey, is that color a factory option?" - older guy with wife from his Del Sol
-"Who's yellow Matrix is out there in the parking lot?" -"Mine, but it's not a Matrix, it's a Protege5" - "Nice car" - guy in coffee shop
-thumbs up from 3 drivers on the road, one mouthed "nice car"
, just like that woman in the Docker's pants ad
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LapisBlueProteg
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most common " Nice Color"
my fav...
Ricer: hope you didn't get ripped off for those 16" rims
Me: Hope you didn't get ripped off for those 17" autozone rims
Ricer: STFU how much you pay for those... they are awesome but you're stupid to get 16"
Me: Nothing you idiot. They came stock
Ricer: ohhh.....
Me: Ya that's what I though b**** (upyours)
Ricer: hope you didn't get ripped off for those 16" rims
Me: Hope you didn't get ripped off for those 17" autozone rims
Ricer: STFU how much you pay for those... they are awesome but you're stupid to get 16"
Me: Nothing you idiot. They came stock
Ricer: ohhh.....
Me: Ya that's what I though b**** (upyours)
I've had girls scream out "whooo!" as we pass.
Lately, I've been getting a lot of "it's all wheel drive". Last month was funny. . .
him - the stock wheels are nice, you didn't need to get those. (referring to the Borbet wheels)
my wife - They're just for my snow tires.
him - Snow tires?! What for, it's all wheel drive!
my wife - ummm, NO!
Lately, I've been getting a lot of "it's all wheel drive". Last month was funny. . .
him - the stock wheels are nice, you didn't need to get those. (referring to the Borbet wheels)
my wife - They're just for my snow tires.
him - Snow tires?! What for, it's all wheel drive!
my wife - ummm, NO!
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- 2003.5 Titanium Gray MSP #1699
I just got another one tonight...I was out taking pics of my car in front of my house & this kid & his dad come riding by on their bikes. I was talking to the dad, but then the kid says "it looks like one of those cars from Need For Speed Underground". I played that game once & I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment...most of the cars people customize in that game look like ass.
bryan_giovana
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- 2003 Vivid Yellow P5
When I was lined up at the dragstrip with about 10 suped up Mustangs on the opening day of the year...
"Oh...and whose cute little car is this?" "Look how cute that engine is." "What kind of times can you get?"
And I reply "I'll be happy to get in the 20's!"
"Oh...and whose cute little car is this?" "Look how cute that engine is." "What kind of times can you get?"
And I reply "I'll be happy to get in the 20's!"
bryan_giovana
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- 2003 Vivid Yellow P5
I love my car-seat-mobile
I bought a yellow and black Eddie Bauer carseat because it matches the car. It's awesome. My 2 1/2 year old daughter always asks to go for a ride in the yeh-yo car.
I bought a yellow and black Eddie Bauer carseat because it matches the car. It's awesome. My 2 1/2 year old daughter always asks to go for a ride in the yeh-yo car.
SuperWagon502 said:
digitalpro5
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I like this tread so funny.
I think we all get the;
"aww your car is so cute (from the ladies)"
"dude you got a station wagon (from jealous guys)"
"is that the Lexus IS300 (from the 30ish-40ish peeps)"
"that body kit is nice (stock of course)"
oil change guy: "all wheel drive?"
Me: "nope"
oil change guy: "how come you have 4 disk breaks, cause mostly everyone has just 2"
Me: "came that way from dealer."
oil change guy: "so its all wheel drive."
Me: "yeah sure..."
oil change guy: "see I knew it"
Here some of my favorites;
"hey what kind of car is that? did you import it here?"
"hey is this a 2004, I really don't like them Mazda3's (that is forreal too, I was at my dealer too a few weeks ago)"
"wow I really like the redish orange lights in here, did you install them?"
"whats this, is this a 4 dr honda civic hatch back, I could've sworn they don't make these."
I think we all get the;
"aww your car is so cute (from the ladies)"
"dude you got a station wagon (from jealous guys)"
"is that the Lexus IS300 (from the 30ish-40ish peeps)"
"that body kit is nice (stock of course)"
oil change guy: "all wheel drive?"
Me: "nope"
oil change guy: "how come you have 4 disk breaks, cause mostly everyone has just 2"
Me: "came that way from dealer."
oil change guy: "so its all wheel drive."
Me: "yeah sure..."
oil change guy: "see I knew it"
Here some of my favorites;
"hey what kind of car is that? did you import it here?"
"hey is this a 2004, I really don't like them Mazda3's (that is forreal too, I was at my dealer too a few weeks ago)"
"wow I really like the redish orange lights in here, did you install them?"
"whats this, is this a 4 dr honda civic hatch back, I could've sworn they don't make these."
SuperWagon502
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Anyone Else notice on page two his car idles at 2900 RPM?myndfi3ld said:
BK's black P5
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"Oh - it's a Mazda. Nice!"
PuertoRicanMP5
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(lol2) HAHAHAdigitalpro5 said:
guy #1- is the the new subaru ?
guy #2-how much did you pay for your body kit?.....How about the interior carbon fiber console thingy?......Did you change your interior console lights....those are indiglo right?!
guy #3- hey man i saw you driving down the street the other day.....you took that turn super fast....its like all wheel drive...you are like a wrc driver
(i down shifted and made my tires scream a little wtf?)
guy #4-do you have a turbo....i heard you driving by and i heard the little chirp thingy when you started driving....its like off the movies fast and the furious you know....whats its called when you turbocharge or supercharge a car....that blow off thingy?
guy #5-do you have nos in there? i saw you race the civic and you smoked him...like i saw you peel your tires and stuff OH MAN you have nos.....
me>well first off its illegal and no
he goes on to say......"come on man just tell me, i want to see your bottle thingy.....i love fast and the furious"
guy #6-"i love your yellow matrix its hella hot!".....umm how about NO! its a mazda buddy
guy #7- you drive a mazda man...your car sucks its a domestic you know like a ford focus...they made it here...you drive a domestic....man and i thought it was a matrix i told my friends you drove an import........im sorry but i tried so hard not to laugh in his face
giy #8 - can i drive your civic hatch man...i want to learn to drive stick. i heard you car can smoke chris' m3. Like remember when you guys where at the mall with your crew...and we stopped by to look at your cars...well i saw your intake and that red thing....the bar thing....and your exhaust sounds nice tooo(stock)......man his m3 would be soo slow next to you he doesnt even have an intake or a exhaust like yours
guy #9 - wait so your car came factory....awd, 4disk brakes, 16's, the racing seats, strut bar, sport racing tires(dunlop can suck my twinkie), carbon fiber, body kit, the spoiler, fog lights, and those red indiglo gauges? WTF MAN take it to the racing track or like race on the streets man....i bet you, you can like smoke soo many cars even the wrx and stuff. like that red supra around here you should race him you would smoke him.
girl #1- i love your car, its a nice cute yellow, make its look so sporty like a ferrari
girl #2- your car looks like a wedge of cheese
girl#3 - your car is SOO cute...i asked my dad to get me a subaru too...how much did you pay for yours
girl #4- your car is sooo cute.....it matches my shirt!
guy #2-how much did you pay for your body kit?.....How about the interior carbon fiber console thingy?......Did you change your interior console lights....those are indiglo right?!
guy #3- hey man i saw you driving down the street the other day.....you took that turn super fast....its like all wheel drive...you are like a wrc driver
(i down shifted and made my tires scream a little wtf?)
guy #4-do you have a turbo....i heard you driving by and i heard the little chirp thingy when you started driving....its like off the movies fast and the furious you know....whats its called when you turbocharge or supercharge a car....that blow off thingy?
guy #5-do you have nos in there? i saw you race the civic and you smoked him...like i saw you peel your tires and stuff OH MAN you have nos.....
me>well first off its illegal and no
he goes on to say......"come on man just tell me, i want to see your bottle thingy.....i love fast and the furious"
guy #6-"i love your yellow matrix its hella hot!".....umm how about NO! its a mazda buddy
guy #7- you drive a mazda man...your car sucks its a domestic you know like a ford focus...they made it here...you drive a domestic....man and i thought it was a matrix i told my friends you drove an import........im sorry but i tried so hard not to laugh in his face
giy #8 - can i drive your civic hatch man...i want to learn to drive stick. i heard you car can smoke chris' m3. Like remember when you guys where at the mall with your crew...and we stopped by to look at your cars...well i saw your intake and that red thing....the bar thing....and your exhaust sounds nice tooo(stock)......man his m3 would be soo slow next to you he doesnt even have an intake or a exhaust like yours
guy #9 - wait so your car came factory....awd, 4disk brakes, 16's, the racing seats, strut bar, sport racing tires(dunlop can suck my twinkie), carbon fiber, body kit, the spoiler, fog lights, and those red indiglo gauges? WTF MAN take it to the racing track or like race on the streets man....i bet you, you can like smoke soo many cars even the wrx and stuff. like that red supra around here you should race him you would smoke him.
girl #1- i love your car, its a nice cute yellow, make its look so sporty like a ferrari
girl #2- your car looks like a wedge of cheese
girl#3 - your car is SOO cute...i asked my dad to get me a subaru too...how much did you pay for yours
girl #4- your car is sooo cute.....it matches my shirt!
CrazyCaker
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SuperWagon502 said:
ROFLMAO!!
