To the MP3 Owner in Libertyville, IL

[Captain KRM P5]

You are an asshole. You installed your short shifter very poorly so it hits the heat shield. Your never washed your hands so your steering wheel looks like a mudslide in California. You replaced your shiftknob with a RAZO rice clone knockoff ball. You curbrashed the hell out of your wheels. You were too lazy to properly install your Injen intake so it hung there poorly and your coolant reseviour bottle was melting to your radiator because you hung it from the radiator with a zip tie and wimpy angle iron. You broke your trunk release lever. And at 28000 miles you got your first oil change, so it looked like Blackberry Jelly as it we extruded it from your oil pan. You then traded the car for a Jeep Cherokee because you are too afraid to drive the car when you move to Denver. You sir, are a tool.

The dealer that is now selling it for 12,000 can also go get ******, IMHO.

 

[ChiMSP]

Intrested. You got pm.

 

[Lord_Zath]

Damn! I might have to check this car out just for s**** and giggles... but mostly s****.

 

[Dexter]

Sucks gay balls....

 

[yesiownaskyline]

pics???

i wanna see the zip-gen intake system. I bet it adds 20hp!

 

[ChiMSP]

I want to buy it just for the wing.

 

[Fear]

nice. toolboxes abound.

 

[yesiownaskyline]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...item=4554119850&category=6326&sspagename=WDVW

 

[Lord_Zath]

You are an asshole. You installed your short shifter very poorly so it hits the heat shield. Your never washed your hands so your steering wheel looks like a mudslide in California. You replaced your shiftknob with a RAZO rice clone knockoff ball. You curbrashed the hell out of your wheels. You were too lazy to properly install your Injen intake so it hung there poorly and your coolant reseviour bottle was melting to your radiator because you hung it from the radiator with a zip tie and wimpy angle iron. You broke your trunk release lever. And at 28000 miles you got your first oil change, so it looked like Blackberry Jelly as it we extruded it from your oil pan. You then traded the car for a Jeep Cherokee because you are too afraid to drive the car when you move to Denver. You sir, are a tool.

The dealer that is now selling it for 12,000 can also go get ******, IMHO.

Any idea what they paid for it? Might say something about the dealer hehe.

 

[Lord_Zath]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4554119850&category=6326&sspagename=WDVW

ROFLMAO that's awesome. Especially the "we have 85% of the parts needed to fix, but they are not included"

 

[yesiownaskyline]

ROFLMAO that's awesome. Especially the "we have 85% of the parts needed to fix, but they are not included"

haha yeah i found it on the forum actually... bad sunroof wiring=firage

the rest is just left to thugs stealing s*** im sure haha

 

[SilentSno]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4554119850&category=6326&sspagename=WDVW

Those pictures are soo sad...

 

[Dexter]

Holy s***...had to be a forum dude, has the G3 fog brackets...

ands ome gay emblem on the back (no)
thats why your car burned, cuz youre a ricer.

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

figures they are from paterson

 

[JOS3]

people make me sad

 

[ChiMSP]

Holy s***...had to be a forum dude, has the G3 fog brackets...

ands ome gay emblem on the back (no)
thats why your car burned, cuz youre a ricer.

Those are not G3 brackets anf WTF is that sun roof doing there?

 

[Dexter]

oh, they aren't? i thought the only way to get the fogs in there was those brackets, unless he made his own

 

[MP3N.Y.C]

You are an asshole. You installed your short shifter very poorly so it hits the heat shield. Your never washed your hands so your steering wheel looks like a mudslide in California. You replaced your shiftknob with a RAZO rice clone knockoff ball. You curbrashed the hell out of your wheels. You were too lazy to properly install your Injen intake so it hung there poorly and your coolant reseviour bottle was melting to your radiator because you hung it from the radiator with a zip tie and wimpy angle iron. You broke your trunk release lever. And at 28000 miles you got your first oil change, so it looked like Blackberry Jelly as it we extruded it from your oil pan. You then traded the car for a Jeep Cherokee because you are too afraid to drive the car when you move to Denver. You sir, are a tool.

The dealer that is now selling it for 12,000 can also go get ******, IMHO.

Damn I will give the dealer 13g for this car, and my very clean MP3. This is a steal.. The best tool sacks make the best mechanics, they always take pristine care of their cars. I will be at the dealer manana..(loser)

Pete

 

[AznXstazy]

wtf is this for real? or u just describing someone? if it is i feel really sorry for that mp3 that has such a crappy owner. i hope it goes ahead n totals itself other than having to deal with that crapy driver. 5 buck says he probaly redlines the s*** out of it. COM ON 28K FIRST OIL CHANGE! dam...... mp3s are getin more rare, and this is just almost one more down.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

wtf is this for real? or u just describing someone? if it is i feel really sorry for that mp3 that has such a crappy owner. i hope it goes ahead n totals itself other than having to deal with that crapy driver. 5 buck says he probaly redlines the s*** out of it. COM ON 28K FIRST OIL CHANGE! dam...... mp3s are getin more rare, and this is just almost one more down.

this is very real and one of our mechanics just purchased the car (hahaspit)