Time to kill the SRT-4

AZMSP84

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Does anybody know where i can get some forged pistons and new rods for the MSP? I am looking to get some serious power out of mine so I need some help. Also, are there any transmission mods available yet. I was looking for a stroker kit bu no one seems to make one. I need your help please. Thanks in advance!
 
i think JE and Wiseco make a piston set. you can get them at the 9:1 or a lower 8.5:1 comp ratio i believe.

Pauter makes forged rods.

use the search button to find the exact details, as there have been many posts concerning these lately and the information is readily available.
 
Ah

Ah the smell of Magic Turd in the morning,...
We had a boost storm one morning. All over the hill We found not one body, not one stinking Psychedelic Day-glo Barney ****** a Teletubbie body.
That Fried Magic Turd smell...Smells like Victory.
A scene from Aturdpocalypse Now...Redux
 
good luck with the srt4 killings:rolleyes:
and remember, with every mod both cars do, they just get more and more hp!
hence the 800hp 8 seccond SRT :eek:
 
Lawerence said:
good luck with the srt4 killings:rolleyes:
and remember, with every mod both cars do, they just get more and more hp!
hence the 800hp 8 seccond SRT :eek:

oh my yes;......what could possibly stink more than an 800hp magic turd??????!!!!!!!!!! (chair)
 
Dear Larry...

We arent talking about modded Magic Turds just those stock stinkers.
So take your self deprecating persona to the I own an MSP but lust for a Turd forum.

Why you adulterating piece of filth!
Go now henceforth to never show your face again.
The retched stench of Magic ass log in permanently affixed to your person. We must never speak the forbbiden name of Larry boy.



(laugh) (laugh) (laugh)
 
Re: Dear Larry...

yashooa said:
We arent talking about modded Magic Turds just those stock stinkers.
So take your self deprecating persona to the I own an MSP but lust for a Turd forum.

Why you adulterating piece of filth!
Go now henceforth to never show your face again.
The retched stench of Magic ass log in permanently affixed to your person. We must never speak the forbbiden name of Larry boy.



(laugh) (laugh) (laugh)

ROFL... I gotta go get some fresh air now... Damn that was a good one...

When I read the passage above, I heard it in the "Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail" narrative voice... Weird... lol
 
Ah HAH!

I believe it is none other than, "A SHRUBBERY!"
We are the Knights who say, "Nih"
Why it's the Holy Hand Grenade.
 
Re: Ah HAH!

yashooa said:
I believe it is none other than, "A SHRUBBERY!"
We are the Knights who say, "Nih"
Why it's the Holy Hand Grenade.

It is but a Rabbit, Tim!... Beware!! It is the fiercest animal in the forest!!!!!

We must read from the Book of Armaments......

Thou shall count to 3. Thou shall not count to 4 or 5. Nor thou shall not count only to 2 - but 3. 3 is the number thou shall count.
 
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AZMSP84 said:
Does anybody know where i can get some forged pistons and new rods for the MSP? I am looking to get some serious power out of mine so I need some help. Also, are there any transmission mods available yet. I was looking for a stroker kit bu no one seems to make one. I need your help please. Thanks in advance!

Do you think thats just going to kill an srt? Man you are going to need upgraded turbo eninge manage or fuel manage. Clutch and thats if the trasmission holds. A stroker kit? man how much money do you have flowing out of your ass? (follows behind him with a bag):D
 
Yes indeed...

Why brother Fast doth have mounds upon mounds of currency flowing forth from yon asspipe.
He is a good and Kindly keeper of the faith and from hither-to shall be know as Sir Fasty the Turd Slayer.
All hail! Sir Fasty the Turd Slayer!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!

Yes go forth good Knight and slay the minions of Turdhalla.
May those wicked Turd mongers quiver in fear at your very name. Drive them back to the orifices from whence they slid forth.
Back damn fecal beasts.
BACK I SAY!
 
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Come now Sir Lawerence.
Where is as they say,"The Love"
Dont be mindful of your fecal attraction for it shall soon be dimmed by the glory and the light that is the MSP.
Peer upon its angelic countenance and marvel in its glorious visage.
Ah the Devil Beast is quelled back to "bowels" of Hades "foul" beasty.
 
im dying to get into a race with a srt4 with my boyfriends car, cant wait!!!!!!!:D :D :D
 
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Re: Yes indeed...

yashooa said:
Why brother Fast doth have mounds upon mounds of currency flowing forth from yon asspipe.
He is a good and Kindly keeper of the faith and from hither-to shall be know as Sir Fasty the Turd Slayer.
All hail! Sir Fasty the Turd Slayer!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!

Yes go forth good Knight and slay the minions of Turdhalla.
May those wicked Turd mongers quiver in fear at your very name. Drive them back to the orifices from whence they slid forth.
Back damn fecal beasts.
BACK I SAY!

i have not laughed like that in a long time
thanks man.

i havent seen an srt4 driving around yet but i cant wait till the first one peeps his little snout.
 
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