Ticket Contest!

[smp3000]

Ok... I realized I have a few things that maybe no one wants, but I don't either. So I'll hold a contest and give them away to the winner!

1. Injen License plate frame (black, with white letters)
2. Hiper brand Xenon lights (used for 3 months)

To win, you must have a scanned copy of your WORST ticket in your protege. Doesn't have to be a speeding ticket.

You can see a copy of mine at www.blame-game.com

 

[melicha8]

Well I might have won if I had a scanner here they are in order and these are only from this year.

Speeding fine 170.00
Speeding fine 165.00 + 30.00 traffic school
Exhibition of Speed Misdemeanor 370.00 two points on my record

 

[Equinox]

Notice my Name spelled Reagen in the first, and Reggen in the second one, yay.

Also, I got these tickets two days apart from eachother, the second one is a reciept for paying for it - and they kept the original ticket. The reciept shows my day that I paid for it, 12/02, which is not when I got it, 11/11/02

 

[melicha8]

Who the hell wrotethat ticket a 10-year-old? That writing is atrocious

 

[Equinox]

Who the hell wrotethat ticket a 10-year-old? That writing is atrocious

the same cop that mistakes a loud exhaust for improper acceleration.

 

[Kooldino]

Notice my Name spelled Reagen in the first, and Reggen in the second one, yay.

Also, I got these tickets two days apart from eachother, the second one is a reciept for paying for it - and they kept the original ticket. The reciept shows my day that I paid for it, 12/02, which is not when I got it, 11/11/02

Is your lic plate L337?

 

[Equinox]

Is your lic plate L337?

Yup.

 

[Minus]

haha
w00t

 

[Protege01MP3]

lol.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

l337...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but on a more serious note.. my scanner is stuck at moms house in storage for now... but heres the rundown

first ticket - 65 in a 40 350 (give or take.. dont remember exactly)
second ticket - 85 in a 65 - (150 + traffic school ... bout 35)
third ticket - blue underchassis neons (will get to the fine at the bottom of the list)
fourth ticket - blue underchassis neons again (next night, will also get to the fine at the bottom of the list)
fifth ticket - suspended license (also at the bottom)
sixth ticket - 90 in a 35 (was REALLY REALLY nice and he decided to say i was hittin 40 in a 35 !!!!!!!!! lucked out.. still awaiting court date)

now.. as for the blue underchassis neons...

took off the neons, went to court (asked for the second one on the same day as the first so i didnt have to take off work twice.. "officer.. can you give me the 22nd instead of the 24th?? i got another one of these last night" lol...) as i was at court, I asked them who should sign the ticket (didnt know if they wanted police or highway patrol) they said either is fine, just get it signed and come back tomorrow... well.. the b**** didnt give me an extension... went back the next day.. "oh, you were supposed to be here yesterday... these are fines now.. thats.. hmm... 150... carry the one... add processing fee... plus 80.. carry the 3... that comes out to 545 EACH!!!!!" WHAT THE ****!! EACH!!!! thats over 1,000!!!!!! so i cant afford a grand.. didnt pay them... COULDNT!... turned into a suspended license... got pulled over AGAIN because my friends dumbass little bro wasnt wearing a seatbelt (yah i know.. not his fault.. i shouldn't have had a suspended license to begin with... ) anyway.. got pulled over, ticketed for driving with a suspended license... BAM!!! she gets a visit to the impound... BAM! your goin to jail!!

so i ended up getting time served after a couple days in jail for the two tickets, so i didnt have to pay 1,000 anymore... but now i had to pay 900 in impound fees + an 80 processing fee.. so i broke about even with the tickets and still had to have the car in the impound for 30 days...

anyway.. i happy to report that for the past few months i have had my license back and have insurance again... so im good to go...

so...

do i win?

edit -- oh yah.. and i dont remember how many points i have right now... i think its 2... -- /edit

 

[smp3000]

Holly ish!!!!!!!

Bahahha you totally win.. But I need to see some tickets!! ahaha
That's the whole cool part about it.

BTW I may be dnese but what does the L337 stand for?

 

[Protege01MP3]

its a "computer jargon" term...

l337 = LEET = ELITE = I AM AN ELITE COMPUTER HACKER

or i suppose it could mean elite in any field, from car customization, to golfing, to whatever else... but you know us computer geeks.. we like to replace as many letters as possible with numbers that look similar... and if you wanna get really creative, you can use stuff like the @ symbol, and all kinds of other special characters

(im just joking... not talkin s***... i used to use the same language when i was about 15... so i cant say anything...)

oh.. and my roommate works at kinkos.. so it shouldnt be a problem! ... the only thing is.. i dont know if i still have the tickets.. i can check and if not i should hopefully still have the receipts and the impound and jail paperwork somewhere.. lol... that'll be the first good thing to come out of this whole mess, even if it is just a license plate hold and headlight bulbs ... but it comes at a good time as just burned out 1 headlight, bought two replacement bulbs, and one of them was fuct.. so im using two diff color bulbs right now lol, one from the new set (nokya) and one from the old set (hiper)...

 

[kcbhiw]

1337 pp1 o\/\/|\|5 joo. heh.

Here's a history of "leet" speak. Pretty interesting.

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=464280

 

[Equinox]

thanks for explaining it guys, cause I hate having to do it all the time.

 

[MazdaManic5]

This is all i got so far.
24$ for my windshield wiper pissers. bulls*** ticket!!
58$ FOR NOISE violation this is a good one
It was 11pm when i pulled next to a cop. Just as i stopped two lanes across i turn up my music as loud as it could go. Just because i'm a dick. I guess the cop motioned me to turn it down and of course i didn't see him. Cherrys come on and a block late i'm pulled over. I blow my top at this cop and call him all sorts of names. He has me get out of the car and have me put my knees on the bumper and hands behind my back. About ten minutes later of heated discussion i leave witha shiny ticket! Money well spent!!

 

[Minus]

if i would have seen you with led windshield squirters it would have been a 100 dollar fine. (rolleyes)

 

[Protege01MP3]

HAHA hey man.. lets use some correct terminology here...

the proper way to reference ghey LEDs is by their designated name "Snake Eyes"... HIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
oooooohhhhh... doesnt it just sound mean! i want some! they must add like 15 HP!

edit -- ok.. that was kinda uncalled for... because i cant really talk s*** bout mods like that since i did have my underchassis neons.. and i know how some people feel about those.... -- /edit

 

[smp3000]

Bahhahaha!

Thanks for the leet speak update. I should've known. I gave my shot at talking like that back in the day. While my friends were writing progs to crash BBS's I was learning HTML. ahha So I never got too far. Now I'm a web administrator, as they're all programmers....Figures. hehe

 

[RODSCALIP5]

Thats not fair, I tossed my ticket a long time ago. Here are the infractions though:

1.Speeding 98 on a 65.
2.Illegal intake(it wasnt carb approved at the time)
3.License plate not in the front.
4.clear sidemarkers(or blue like he said)
I paid a total of $635.00

And I still havent complied

 

[smp3000]

2.Illegal intake(it wasnt carb approved at the time)

How in the heck did you get cought for that?

 

[MazdaManic5]

Hey don't knock me!!! Thats not cool. Round big red country we call them pissers. And the "crome" casing accent my silver car thank you! I'd appreciate if y'all didn't flame me.