The Official: "I got a ticket in my 3" thread...

Hahahahahaha its quite allright, man, I love bantering, so to see somebody else on here who is willing to talk s*** like I do, its totally awesome Cool points for you, my friend!! LoL

And as fugly as she was, im going to TRY to forget the whole thing. :p LoL
 
Hahahahahaha its quite allright, man, I love bantering, so to see somebody else on here who is willing to talk s*** like I do, its totally awesome Cool points for you, my friend!! LoL

And as fugly as she was, im going to TRY to forget the whole thing. :p LoL

See what ya get for messing with an ugly girl, no good can ever come of it. lol.
 
See what ya get for messing with an ugly girl, no good can ever come of it. lol.

Dammit, you are so right. But you are
(A) in New York and
(B) SPOKEN FOR
so I was stuck with Fatty McLunchbox instead. :p ;) (pukey)
 
No excuse for going with a fat chick or not hitting on you more?? LoL I could try e-flirting more, if you would like?? :p
 
No excuse for going with a fat chick or not hitting on you more?? LoL I could try e-flirting more, if you would like?? :p

For being with a fat-chick !!!!!!!! I used to even say it to my ex's if you aren't going to be with me atleast upgrade !!!!!!!
 
OK, I was gunna say, a girl as beautiful as you shouldnt need random people hitting on her to make her feel good about herself when she is alredy prettier than most of the rest of the world.

As for Tons of Fun, well..... she had ONE semi-redeeming quality, but I still dont think it was enough to risk getting crushed if I see her again, you know? eek......
 
OK, I was gunna say, a girl as beautiful as you shouldnt need random people hitting on her to make her feel good about herself when she is alredy prettier than most of the rest of the world.

As for Tons of Fun, well..... she had ONE semi-redeeming quality, but I still dont think it was enough to risk getting crushed if I see her again, you know? eek......


Compliments are always good and appreciated when they come. lol.

Extra cushioning in case you lose your balance and fall on top of her you will bounce right back !!!! Or is there another redeeming quality ? I've always heard "bigger girls" have good skills when it comes to anything have to do with something near their ........ ok back on topic before we get in trouble.

I knock on wood have only gotten tint tickets (the perk of having the slow mazda lol)
 
LOL yeah you are right. :p hahahahahaha


I guess you cant get a speeding ticket if you cant speed, right??? :D
 
LOL yeah you are right. :p hahahahahaha


I guess you cant get a speeding ticket if you cant speed, right??? :D

Not true

I had a hyndui accent about 3 years ago, and they got me doing 80 in a 55, on one of the parkways out here.

They should have given me award for getting the car to go that fast !!!! My mazda beleive it or not the pick up sucks but it can still go when need be.
 
Post your speeding tickets

I don't know if this is borderline against the rules or not. But I was thinking it would be pretty cool if we started a thread to post your speeding tickets. I am not trying to condone speeding. But, sometimes things happen. What do you think?
 
this thread already exists.... (i made it haha)

Ill merge the threads

**edit** done! post away!
 
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Going home tonight. Lets hope I dont get my first ticket, shall we? :D:D:D


LilZoom, you still around? I wanna ht on you more. ;) LoL
 
Ok, this is my little story of the ticket I didnt get:


I was on Griffin Road in Ft. Lauderdale Florida, when this bad, riced out, homie driven Type Slow Civic, kept flying past me, slowing down, speeding up, you know, to egg me on. Well, I was driving normal, until the Hwy. As soon as I hit the entrance, I dipped to just over 100. Dumb, I know. I realize that now. Well, a Pines area cop hits his lights, and I pull over.

He runs my tag, sees that I live in Weston, a high priced suburb, and that I live at home with Madre y Padre (Im 19, working and going to NSU). He calls the house, tells my father, and lets me walk with a warning.

Lets just say, good I hadnt eaten much that night. I DEF would have shat myself. He said I was doing well over 140, but I wasnt, and I think he was just blowing smoke to scare me.
 
100mph in a 45. Cost: $400.00 for lawyer. $400.00 for ticket. Insurance: Unknown...
 
the road, 45 mph was no place to drive 90. You might want some perspective on this. For many reasons please
 
why did you get a lawyer?....wasted 400 (sad1)


It couldve been a lot worse believe it or not. 30mph over the limit in Florida is a mandatory court appearance. The judge could've suspended my license and imposed a much harsher fine. I got off easy actually! Think about it... I was caught going 55mph over the legal limit!
 
Add me to the list. 55 in a 40 on radar. Jacksonville sheriff's officer was a GIANT dick too....186.50.

This sux.
 
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