The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

[MikeyK 5]

being a dumb ass
jesus, must i spell out everything
no, nevermind
don't answer that
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G

 

[StarvingRussian]

There is some crazed serial killer that escaped 2 days after he was caught in Texas. He got caught on Halloween and escaped Nov. 2. I will post a picture.

 

[MikeyK 5]

wait, being a crazed murder is the alternative?
hmmm i don't like this one bit.

 

[StarvingRussian]

his name is texas lou.

 

[StarvingRussian]

this is what he looks like, be on the lookout, he may have gotten a haircut or dyed his hair. he is 42 years old.

 

[MikeyK 5]

why are you telling us this?
is he in the area or something?

 

[StarvingRussian]

they think he might be, he lived in illinois and that is where his estranged ex wife is.

 

[MikeyK 5]

lovely
simply lovely
where in IL?
andy you need to get all true crime on his ass and get him

 

[StarvingRussian]

yeah, i do need to get all true crime on his ass, i would know easily how too also.

 

[StarvingRussian]

i would just have to shoot the mirror

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

[MikeyK 5]

you could get a gun, grab your car, drive up to him and... oh wait. you're too young. pfffft. we'll ask bry. he seems to be the avenging justice type.

 

[StarvingRussian]

no, i know this guy like nobody else. it would have to be him, i know his mannerisms.

 

[MikeyK 5]

ummm alrighty then
i call for a subject change

 

[StarvingRussian]

no, this is very serious.

 

[MikeyK 5]

i'm seriously scared
*locks door*
of who, i'm not sure

 

[StarvingRussian]

texas lou, he lived right around urbana.

 

[MikeyK 5]

AHHHHHH
*homicides*

 

[MikeyK 5]

yea see i just searched a bunch of news sources for 'texas lou' and nothing turned up
you dirty liar

 

[StarvingRussian]

i think texas lou is related to me, look at the resemblance.