Enry, Enry, Enry, you missed the whole point. Read my first post again. My joke was commentary about the complete uselessness of this thread, and its value in future searches. I think a cup of coffee should be your first priority, then read sarcastic posts.
***note - even this post is ment to be sarcastic, dont go taking it personal or anything ***
****note - whats wrong with looking up farts anyways, there is a whole other active thread about farting with women going right now, so If Im a freak, then everyone who has posted there qualifies also ****
BTW the Legacy of the useless thread . . . continues!