T-Shirt Hell

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I like T-Shirt Hell. I find the shirts funny and I like there newsletter. I just got a new one today and here is an excerpt. www.tshirthell.com

Live, New Shirts All New, All the Time
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We have 5 great new shirts this week all about the usual stuff: sex and
drugs, and retards and cancer. We even have one about Brad Pitt and
Jennifer Aniston breaking up. I hope he did leave her for Angelina Jolie.
I mean, Jennifer Anniston is nice, like a new Mercedes S Class is nice.
She's elegant, expensive, and if your friends saw you with her, they would
think you were doing pretty well.

But Angelina Jolie is like a Ferrari, but a rental Ferrari. You know you
aren't the first, you know you won't be the last. Sure, it's dirty, the
backseat smells of semen, it has a few dings in it, and a hell of a lot of
miles on it. But it's still pretty sexy and you want all of your friends to
see you in it. And best of all you could let your friends ride in it and
not worry about it. Next week I'll explain why Courtney Love is like a
Greyhound Bus pass.
 
Hahah. This is an email and response from one of the haters. They made a T-Shirt that says "I surfed the tsunami 2004"

----- Original Message -----
From: Jose P.
Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 2:58 AM
Subject: Tsunami Shirt

Hey.. Wish u had surfed the tsunami... I would really have enjoyed it, so u
won't be able to make more stupid t-shirts... I guess, i had really liked u
surf it, because no one would blame of 10000 persons' death... Or, will
someone make a t-shirt of your death?

(Editor's Note: This is one of those head scratchers. Is 10,000 Spanish
for 170,000? Please learn English before sending me vaguely
insulting/threatening emails. It saddens me that you will not truly
appreciate my vicious personal attack. Death by Tsunami is too good for you
Jose. I would like to drown you in a bucket of your own piss. Then they
will make a t-shirt when I die. It will say, "Visionary business tycoon
dies laughing while drowning Jose in a bucket of his own piss".)
 
Super Matty P said:
t-shirt hell is great....although they are about as p.c. as me!

Aint that the truth. At least they hate everyone equally! Most of the shirts I wouldn't have the balls to wear but a lot of them aren't too bad.
 
yeah, I have one that is borderline offensive even by my standards but it's funny watching people just bust out laughing as you walk past!
 
i got around 5 shirts off there, and a few more for friends...im addicted, also plushliving.net has some cool hats and belt buckles, etc...check it out
 
mp5jeff said:
i got around 5 shirts off there, and a few more for friends...im addicted, also plushliving.net has some cool hats and belt buckles, etc...check it out


"Real men love unicorns"?? I saw it and though of you! hahahah (doh)
 
lol..there's some pretty ****** up ones on there man, some of them should not be worn in public obviously, i bought my roomate the one that says "santa hates jewish kids" or something like that i forget what it says, bought this chick the shirt that says "take a picture then masturbate to it later" haha...
 
oh and yea, my roomates girlfriend is jewish which made it even better when her whole family saw it when he opened it...
 
There used to be one that said

"I'm keeping my baby"
And it showed a drawing of a baby in a jar on the shirt but now i can't find it.
 
Speaking of korea. His roommate made a shirt and it is written in Korean. The shirt says "You can treat me like a dog, just don't eat me."
 

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