Stupid kids

[evilmonkeyMSP]

The use of these is always good for bad parkers

 

[Cellerator]

Well, may I suggest getting an Airsoft gun or fully automatic AK47 airsoft gun. Once done shooting them, drag them to a trashcan, stuff them in, tape it as tight as you can and tie it down, then ask him/ them where their house is and tie it to your car. Then drive around the neighborhood for a couple minutes with them in the trashcan and once they get to their house, tell them if you ever see them again, they will be dragged farther, faster and longer. Sorry, I feel your pain and I have no mercy on stupid kids who like to screw around with other people's property.

 

[Protephile]

Well, may I suggest getting an Airsoft gun or fully automatic AK47 airsoft gun. Once done shooting them, drag them to a trashcan, stuff them in, tape it as tight as you can and tie it down, then ask him/ them where their house is and tie it to your car. Then drive around the neighborhood for a couple minutes with them in the trashcan and once they get to their house, tell them if you ever see them again, they will be dragged farther, faster and longer. Sorry, I feel your pain and I have no mercy on stupid kids who like to screw around with other people's property.

Best idea so far! ++ for you for this one.

 

[Cellerator]

lol, thanks. For car dingers, OOOPS, I'm sorry my steel toe boot fell off my foot and hit your fender and broke your windshield, lol.

(this 1 I'm semi joking about)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

If someone parks to close I spit on their window...

 

[Cellerator]

dude, that's why they have windshield wiper fluid, a jolly rancher would be better eh?

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Winsheild wipers wont help when its on your window (evil)

dude, that's why they have windshield wiper fluid, a jolly rancher would be better eh?

 

[blackandbluepro]

Time to murder somebody...

 

[i12drivemyMP5]

If someone parks to close I spit on their window...

1st the window, that will draw their attention away from the fat loogie on the door handle until they grab it.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I just LOLed at work w/ that one

1st the window, that will draw their attention away from the fat loogie on the door handle until they grab it.

 

[i12drivemyMP5]

You could also piss in their fresh air vent entrance by the wipers.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

or depending your location & the stores directly around you, you could get some small bait fish & stuff them down there

You could also piss in their fresh air vent entrance by the wipers.

 

[wildo]

blue17- sorry to hear about your car- that is really rediculus. but, man- these replys are some funny sh1t! ha!

 

[Cellerator]

You could also piss in their fresh air vent entrance by the wipers.

You're going to have to arch it pretty high man, especially if it's a truck. I'm a short guy so that's sorta out of the question. However, motoroil on their windshield could be kind of annoying. Isn't brake fluid corrosive? Just put that all over their car.

 

[jsgolfer]

a car cover is like putting a bullseye on your car. i wouldnt do it if i were you

 

[i12drivemyMP5]

You're going to have to arch it pretty high man, especially if it's a truck. I'm a short guy so that's sorta out of the question. However, motoroil on their windshield could be kind of annoying. Isn't brake fluid corrosive? Just put that all over their car.

stand on hood..........

 

[phazed_mp5]

stand on hood..........

why be polite, i'd just pounce on that thing like a trampoline! (yippy) hey that rhymed..

 

[Cellerator]

lol, I would totally just kick the car in 20 different spots, then take a screwdriver and scratch the paint with the words asshole and whatnot. People who screw around with your car like that do not deserve mercy. If you're in HS, whoever you don't like will probably be the perpetrator.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

a piece of bologna on the hood in the hot sun...

 

[RaiderMS3]

two words. pellet gun .