Schlong Warmers

Catches pesky male urination spots so they are not seen on your outerwear.

Great, now I can piss in my pants and not worry about it!!! (yippy) (lol2)
 
memo79 said:
Catches pesky male urination spots so they are not seen on your outerwear.

Great, now I can piss in my pants and not worry about it!!! (yippy) (lol2)

i guess this is the perfect invention for comando people or the elderly so they dont have diaper(sp?) lines
 
I guess none of you have gone running during the winter time...
I might just get some some me and the boys
 
oh i have gone running in the winter...but i deal....just go somewhere warm after haha...not like itl be frozen shut...
 
Theres only one kind (well, maybe two) of schlong warmer I enjoy, and this aint it. :)
 
When I was in Alaska I found a shop that sold these types of items. They called them "Peter Pockets."
 
DaMaz3s said:
WFT? Do balls really get cold enough 2 need those kinda things? I always heard men complaining of their balls being sweaty or whatever, but never being cold? (RTM)
(mswerd)
My frank and beans are the hottest parts on my body, why the hell would I want them hotter?
 
I hardly doubt any man thats "packn" would wanna buy the schlong warmer, only small dck men. Hahahahaah

Size: X small
 
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