Some of the facts one of the earlier posters thought they'd see in this thread:
- The RX-8 has two speeds: off and pwn.
- When the RX-8 drives it isn't moving forward -- it's moving the Earth backwards.
- Every mathematical inequality officially ends with < rx8
-The only thing Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris can agree on is a rx8.
-If the RX-8 had wings, it would fly.
-There's no I in team, there's one in renesis, f*&k you team
-RX-8's don't burn oil -- they convert it back into dinosaurs.
-The RX8 can be completely dismantled into fully functioning parts suchs as the center console becoming a second oven and the hand brake pulling out to be a sword.
-When an RX-8 hits another car it's not an accident -- it's an execution.
-You can fit 3 dead adults in the trunk so its really zoom 4 seven- 350z/s2k cant even come close to that.
-Even Chuck Norris believes that RX-8's, rather than children, are the future.
-The RX-8 doesn't take you from point A to point B -- it brings point B to you.
-They were going to make "RX-8" toilet paper but then they realized that the RX-8 doesn't take s*** from ANYONE!
-The Rx-8 can, and has, revved to infinity - twice.
-The RX-8 assassinated Kennedy from the grassy knoll.
-The cloth seats of an RX-8 are made of the softest material known to man: Baby Bunny Scrotum's.
-Mazda RX-8: A Swedish penis pump on wheels.
-The RX-8 rotors don't move, the universe itself rotates around the eccentric shaft. If the Renesis ran counterclockwise, time would run backwards.
-The makers of the 1968 Lincoln Continental invested heavily in fortune tellers so they could look into the future, see the RX-8, and steal its doors.
-If you play that rotor backwards it says "pistons can bite my left nut".
-All other cars look like the Rx-8...out of respect. The Crossfire failed to comply, which is why you never see them on the streets. The Rx-8 had no comment on the disappearance.
-Everytime an RX-8 has a shift beep, an angel gets its wings.
-A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walked into a bar. They saw the Rx-8 there, decided this was no joke, and found another bar.
-Music listens to the Rx-8. One time it didn't, that's how we got Musak.
-The Rx-8 tempts Satan.
-If the Rx-8 was a one legged man, the ass kicking contest would be no contest.
-The area between an atom's electrons and nucleus is known as the RX-8 turning radius.
-The sound of the renesis engine comming to life is the closest reproduction man has ever made of the first words ever spoken.....
-At 9000 RPM, the rotational velocity of the rotors shears the fabric of space/time and creates a small black hole. This is where the missing HP and gas mileage went.
-In 1972 a crack commando unit vehicle was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This vehicle promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by the government, it survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire: THE RX8.
-The Rx-8 once cured a child of cancer. Once finding out the father drove a S2000 it uncured the child and killed the father. The Rx-8 is a cruel God.
-The RX8 is so cool, it doesn't return Spielberg's phone calls