Pranks

[bruster4_5]

i thought id post this up to see what kind of response it would get after pulling two pranks on a guy i work with at the shop.


last friday i deacided to get even with this guy for all the hell he has given me. so after lunch i took his hat and lined it with some tape and put a big glob of ball-bearing grease in it.....tuesday i used a hole puncher and made confetti and went out to his and turned his a/c contorl to a/c max and put the confetti in his air vents.........hes pretty pissed right now

 

[theurgy]

Hooking up the brake light to the horn.. so everytime he presses the brake the horn goes off...

 

[RacerXGirl]

My sweetheart Rogue bought a couple of these and hid them in KCB HIW's office (they work together) to his delight and the frustration of KCB HIW:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

 

[bruster4_5]

today i got him to check a set of shocks out on a customers jeep and asked what kind he thought they were cause i thought they were gas shocks.....the jeep has an air horn on it right on top of the passenger side fender liner.......he called me every name there is

 

[LinuxRacr]

My sweetheart Rogue bought a couple of these and hid them in KCB HIW's office (they work together) to his delight and the frustration of KCB HIW:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

Hmmm.... (evil)

 

[Demoniam]

what about buying freeze-dried fish/shrimp at your local asian store, grinding it up and putting it in his coolant system. It'll take a looong time for that smell to wear off! Or 2 complete coolant flushes!

and then there's always the "fish in the spare" thing!

 

[kalte]

oh man...the ideas

 

[kcbhiw]

My sweetheart Rogue bought a couple of these and hid them in KCB HIW's office (they work together) to his delight and the frustration of KCB HIW:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

If I either don't find it or the battery doesn't die soon, your ever so sweet boyfriend might lose something that I'm sure you appreciate (evil)

 

[RacerXGirl]

(no). There will be no damaging of the dangly bits!

 

[LinuxRacr]

Annoy-A-Tron in action

 

[bruster4_5]

that wont work to well in the shop i work at..there is a lot of loud noises all th time

 

[Diehonda]

If he doesn't come back at you with pranks than you should stop. There is a line that shouldn't be crossed when you have to work with each other every day. A couple here and there is good to test him and have a joke, but honking a horn in someones ear can cause a migraine and before you know it you are kicking the dog when you get home from work.



Other wise, if he is on the counter attack you make some fiber rich cereal bars with lactate chocolate in them, get some catfish stink bait and put it under his drawers in his tool box, move all of his tools to the opposite side of the drawer(most people are very specific on how they like their tools laid out), put bearing grease down in his work gloves, put a few drops of doe urine on his work jacket or boots. Any dogs that he goes near will try to hump him.

 

[krimsonviper]

^dude thats ****** great!

 

[Diehonda]

I work in an office so my pranks consist of going to a mistakenly unlocked computer and pulling up an email to the president of the company and tell him that he can kiss my ass and that I quit. The person comes back and sees that email sitting on their desktop.(second)

Rewire their PC so nothing works, printer, keyboard, mouse, etc.

Go to their utilities and change their fonts, cursors, colors, and themes.


As I am in the HR department I call the IT guys to reset the persons passwords for their PC, programs, and video permissions. HR is in yer pc pwning your youtube priviledges.(cabpatch)

Having their ID badge priviledges decreased so that they can't go to any other floor or to any breakroom.

Worse comes to worse and the person doesn't learn to not mess with me. I contact the IT department for a report of their internet usage and then I go through it picking which sites to block. I have also stripped their internet connection to the companie's intranet page only.

I changed one person's name on the feed sent to the carrier to Lilballs Montgomery so his ID cards would be all jacked up. I forwarded a manual update afterwards correcting it and issuing new ID cards but my point was made.

 

[bruster4_5]

he still hasnt come back yet but im not letting my guard down....my next pranks im goin old school......pullin the pranks i did back i school......graduated in 2003 and kids still talk bout the time i super-glued a kid to his chair and they had to cut his pants......then i might go with pete's insanity hot sauce i some food since i get take-out fro every one from time to time

 

[bruster4_5]

he really dosent want to get in a prank war with me

 

[dave45090]

kids still talk bout the time i super-glued a kid to his chair and they had to cut his pants

Wow.....aren't you ******* Captain America. Why would you do this to someone? How do you think he felt?

And no....I was not picked on in school. I'm a big guy but I would never **** with people like this. Just my .02 cents. I don't like people who pick on others.

 

[Smooth1]

The confetti thing is funny. My techs did it to me once.
What wasn't funny was when my wife was using my car and another blast of left over confetti came shooting out. She damn near wrecked and killed herself. So be careful of the pranks. They could involve other people.

 

[bruster4_5]

Wow.....aren't you ******* Captain America. Why would you do this to someone? How do you think he felt?

And no....I was not picked on in school. I'm a big guy but I would never **** with people like this. Just my .02 cents. I don't like people who pick on others.

this guy had it coming to him....the damn redneck wouldnt leave me alone from the time i moved here till my sophomore year....givin me hell every day just cause im a yankee...teacher wouldnt do anything to stop him so i did...im 5'4 this kid was 6' i warned him....i even got a few of his buddies in other ways fro the same thing