Sarspanky123
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- 2002 Mazda Protege LX
yes it is Quagmire
Pick up lines
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Sarspanky123
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- 2002 Mazda Protege LX
gigide gigide goooo
TenaciousB
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- 03 MSP Black Mica #254
My friends and I have the best pick up line ever. It works with a 98.9% success rate. Here's what you do. Its called the "wooden leg".
First: Find the hotest chicks in the bar, usually a group of them is best. Designate one of your buddies to be the "wooden leg". Have that person go up to the group of hot chicks and ask them, "would you ever date a guy with a wooden leg?"
They usually respond with sure if he was a nice guy or maybe I would, etc. As long as they say "yes" you're good to go.
Second: Once they have given you their answer of "yes", turn to the side and pump your fist and say "sweet, or yes!" or something to that effect. Then turn and walk back to your friends, but keep one leg straight and hobble like you have a wooden leg. Make sure they can see you.
This is an awesome trick, I've done it many times with my friends, and the chicks laugh, and its a great way to get a way in to talk to them.
First: Find the hotest chicks in the bar, usually a group of them is best. Designate one of your buddies to be the "wooden leg". Have that person go up to the group of hot chicks and ask them, "would you ever date a guy with a wooden leg?"
They usually respond with sure if he was a nice guy or maybe I would, etc. As long as they say "yes" you're good to go.
Second: Once they have given you their answer of "yes", turn to the side and pump your fist and say "sweet, or yes!" or something to that effect. Then turn and walk back to your friends, but keep one leg straight and hobble like you have a wooden leg. Make sure they can see you.
This is an awesome trick, I've done it many times with my friends, and the chicks laugh, and its a great way to get a way in to talk to them.
OK here is one......My buddy said it works but hes weird like that.......anyway her it is...........................
Guy: I am going to throw this out there, you can take it or you can throw it right back.............I want to be on you
Girl: what did you just say?
Guy: no, no, no wait that came out wrong.....I want to be ON you!!
He said it worked 6/8 times!!
Guy: I am going to throw this out there, you can take it or you can throw it right back.............I want to be on you
Girl: what did you just say?
Guy: no, no, no wait that came out wrong.....I want to be ON you!!
He said it worked 6/8 times!!
Vegasdriver
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- Mazda3, 08, hatch, manual, silver
Here's a good one I learned in Spain:
Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos
translation:
"Such curves and I without brakes"
a great line for a spanish speaking chic
Good luck!
Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos
translation:
"Such curves and I without brakes"
a great line for a spanish speaking chic
Good luck!
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- 2003 Black Mica MSP #548(gone), 97 Jeep Wrangler
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. you are? It must be an hour fast
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread
Nice legs. When do they open?
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread
Nice legs. When do they open?
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- '13 CWP MS3 & '16 Mazda6 GT
LOL its a classic ahahha
imjustagirl said:
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- 2003 Black Mica MazdaSpeed Protege
Vegasdriver said:
That one is great!
Vegasdriver
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- Mazda3, 08, hatch, manual, silver
Like that one hah?
Can one say that to/about you?
Can one say that to/about you?
Puckpimp71
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- 1991 Taurus SHO, 2003 Black Mazdaspeed Protege
F*** me if I'm wrong, but do you want to make out?
