Pick up lines

Saltatrix

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. (first)

If I was a dandelion, would you blow me?
 
lets play pearl harbor. its a game where i lie back and you blow me away.

Hey Baby, are you into saving the environment????
Cuz, we can conserve water and shower together...


If a girl asks, "Do you have the time?" You say, "Yea, do you have the energy.

^^^^ i am soo going to use that!
 
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Get an old chicken bone or something, hand it over to the guy/gal and say...

"wanna bone?"
 
how about we get a pizza & have some sex

"after disgusted look from woman say..."

what you dont like pizza?
 
You want a ticket? A ticket to the GUN SHOW!!! (see sig! HAHA!!!)

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell?
Girly: Huh?
Guy: When you fell from Heaven?
Girly: I don't remember. What did the five fingers say to the face?
Guy: What?
Girly: *SLAP!*
 
saw this one last night on TV:
guy: have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
girls: no
guy: (pulling his empty pockets outside so the look like rabbit ears) would you like to?
 
plain and simple. my friend says this with a weird voice and it actually worked lol
"hey girl, wanna have sex with me?"
 
do you believe in love at first sight....or should i walk by again?
 
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