People are dicks!!

[Stormtrooper77]

Just take a bat and go apeshit on his car, house, whatever. That way, when he comes out he'll have to deal with the bat too. Or, you could do the yeti thing.

 

[msp03.5]

Get yourself a yeti. Then train the yeti to **** people in the ass. Wait till the guy goes to sleep. Sneak into his house and sick the yeti on him.

ROFL thats a good idea. But where can I get a yeti?

 

[GI-]

ROFL thats a good idea. But where can I get a yeti?

The Himalaya's! Duh!

 

[I_Vtec]

Or you could get yourself the yeti's cousin. That would of course be bigfoot.

 

[Stormtrooper77]

Just take a bat and go apeshit on his car, house, whatever...

"apeshit": This method allows you to pose as the ancestors or the yeti/cousin bigfoot.

 

[Dexter]

C4.

 

[I_Vtec]

"apeshit": This method allows you to pose as the ancestors or the yeti/cousin bigfoot.

Oh that's a good one. I hadn't thought about that.

 

[I_Vtec]

Throw a Chile Con Carnival. Then train a pony to bite off his weiner. Give him a free ticket for a pony ride. Then the pony will bite off his weiner.

 

[Phoenix5]

I was on my way to lunch and I noticed a silver crx. Didn't think much of it just another crx lowered with a drag wing black housing headlights etc. As I turned into wendys I heard a loud bang. The ***** threw something at my MSP. I was pissed. Went after them but they were already gone. All that was done was they dinged up my back passenger door. But its the fact that it was not there before that really pisses me off. That and I did nothing at all to them. Ok I am done with my rant.

Don't worry about!They are just jealous b/c they know that your car can eat that CRX for breakfast and they can't handle it!!They are cocksuckers and that CRX deserves to be keyed!!

 

[goldwing2000]

My screen name is albsjdm03 and I found out where the bastard works

Oooo... I sense revenge in the future. (evil)

 

[M_pro_5]

There is always 2 simple methods for those whom mess with the Pro.

1) brake fluid. - pour liberally on paint untill satisfied, wait untill car is washed, and the paint she come right off.

and

2) Transmission fluid. - pour on tires, tranny fluid seems to have a nasty habit of making rubber soft. buddy boy will eventually attempt to show off the amazing 85hp of the CRX and peel out, much to his surprise the tires will have very limited traction.


Another very satisfying alternative is good ol' JB weld the hell out of the door locks, let it drip out a little...to let him know he's been pwned.

 

[II-Savy]

There is always 2 simple methods for those whom mess with the Pro.

1) brake fluid. - pour liberally on paint untill satisfied, wait untill car is washed, and the paint she come right off.

and

2) Transmission fluid. - pour on tires, tranny fluid seems to have a nasty habit of making rubber soft. buddy boy will eventually attempt to show off the amazing 85hp of the CRX and peel out, much to his surprise the tires will have very limited traction.


Another very satisfying alternative is good ol' JB weld the hell out of the door locks, let it drip out a little...to let him know he's been pwned.

ooo nice ones. Brake fluid in a squirt gun is best. Just drive by late at night and it's quite, and very effective.

 

[Lil Freek]

industrial wire cutters... snip his springs.. nothing like a car riding strictly on struts

walk your dog, pick up the s*** - place in a heavy duty plastic bag - crawl under the CRX and jam the bag firmly beside the engine or anywhere that will get hot. let him enjoy the sweet scent of burning dogs*** for the next week.

oh.. and kick his door.. dent for dent.

 

[DRKBLU zx3]

slit there ****** throats! and write "i suck at life" on there foreheads and then pray everynight that they get cancer in there eyes.

 

[msp03.5]

Ooh I am liking the brake fluid idea. I am waiting for a lil bit before I go after them and I want to make sure I am not in my car. They will get whats comming to them soon enough. Thanks for all the great ideas they will be very useful to me.

 

[Lil Freek]

the idea is that they don't know it's you, though.... that'd be dumb to openly do it in front of them, seeing as they'll eventually smash up your car - cuz they probably don't understand how revenge works.

 

[Projectp5NA]

hey if you dont do anything to them by january(dont know why you would wait so long)when I take my vacation out to the springs i'll happily help with a face to face beat down of these pussies.will drive anywhere for that gas is worth the healthy acts of aggression to me

 

[Rickman]

Some riceboy and his friend were racing up behind me the other day. A Honda & Acura I think, it was hard to tell with all the bondo & bomex. Anyway, it was a two lane road, and I was in the right lane doing about 45 (35 speed limit). So the honda is in the left with the acura coming up behind me in the right lane. Obviously they were racing. The acura comes with in inches of my car and stays there.

So, I do what anyone would do and let off the gas. The idiot proceeds to lock his brakes up. I continue on my way, but he decides to start honking at me, and guns up beside me (the honda had kept on going) and rolls his window down and hold an aluminum baseball bat out the window at me while his skank girlfriend makes faces at me. I just grinned at them, that really made them mad, and the fool almost wrecks into the concrete median, while we turn into our office parking lot.

My brother and I just laughed and laughed at the guy. We could hear him high reving his fart cannon up at the next light. That poor car sounded like a ragged out crotch rocket.

 

[mooS mooS]

Always have an emergency can of tuna handy ..... have it percolating with botulism for a month in your trunk, and when ready... pop the can, and pour contents liberally into the vent area at the bottom of the windshield.

 

[msp03.5]

Some riceboy and his friend were racing up behind me the other day. A Honda & Acura I think, it was hard to tell with all the bondo & bomex. Anyway, it was a two lane road, and I was in the right lane doing about 45 (35 speed limit). So the honda is in the left with the acura coming up behind me in the right lane. Obviously they were racing. The acura comes with in inches of my car and stays there.

So, I do what anyone would do and let off the gas. The idiot proceeds to lock his brakes up. I continue on my way, but he decides to start honking at me, and guns up beside me (the honda had kept on going) and rolls his window down and hold an aluminum baseball bat out the window at me while his skank girlfriend makes faces at me. I just grinned at them, that really made them mad, and the fool almost wrecks into the concrete median, while we turn into our office parking lot.

My brother and I just laughed and laughed at the guy. We could hear him high reving his fart cannon up at the next light. That poor car sounded like a ragged out crotch rocket.

what a bunch of jack asses. That usually pisses people off more when you smile or wave at them after they flip you off or b**** at you.