Napoleon Dynamite

[smithers_0990]

WHAT KIND OF BIKE YOU GOT?
Issa Sledgehammer.
SWEET. ITS GOT SHOCKS, PEGS....LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU EVER TAKE IT OFF ANY SWEET JUMPS?

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

LMAO!! best movie lines EVAR!

i love it. It's a must for my collection...I loved how he wasn't scared to call people stupid idiots!! (lol)

 

[low_psi]

I didn't like it when I watched it, but it is funny and I'd like ot see it once or twice more before I come to a final conclusion

 

[Roywhitep5]

that movie had me when he dangled that action figure out the school bus window

 

[jurgs01]

You have to grow up in Idaho to truly appreciate that movie. I know old women like the grandma.

"Bet I could throw this football over those mountains."

 

[vodapas77]

The fact that this movie has no profanity, sex, severe violence, gore, and only a hint of romance makes it truly unique. I really, find it hard to think of any other movie that could claim that. Yet, it is still very entertaining. (Although I agree it takes watching it a few times before you start thinking to yourself, man this movie is actualy pretty funny.) I also think it's safe to say this could be a neo-cult classic, but I don't think it was really intended to be one.

Uncle Rico - "Y'know back in high school I could throw a football a quarter mile."

Kip - "For real?"

Uncle Rico - "Watch this." *picks up piece of steak and hurls it like a frisbee into Napolean's face*

*smack*

Napolean - "What are you doing?!"

Kip - "That's what I'm talking about."

Uncle Rico - *laughs and looks very satisfied with himself*

 

[Dexter]

i loved it. it was so unassuming and such a fresh breath from the overhyped and overplayed big budget blockbusting movies. it was just a story of some kids...i liked that...

 

[never Ender]

Don: Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.

Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?

Don: What did you say?

Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say.

Don: Did you say something about my mom?

Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

 

[fLyPiNoY7]

^haha...the best deleted scene on the dvd!...along with the kip and the cage fighting thing...

*door bell rings*
napoleon: ill get it
*slaps kip and walks away*

now thats the funniest way to catch someone off guard...

 

[Dexter]

damn i gotta see the deleted scenes

 

[Dr.Sound]

LMAO!!!
i loved it!
awesome movie

 

[Suomi]

Don: Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.

Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?

Don: What did you say?

Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say.

Don: Did you say something about my mom?

Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

That scene should have been left in. I always quote it, but people who haven't seen the deleted scenes don't get it.