My fist > Tahoe XL

[Matthew]

(huh)

 

[Natey]

Classic story! I hope those fuckers froze their balls off waiting for a tow.

 

[NJP5Guy]

instead of going and getting a hose to siphon out the gas you should have picked up a bag of sugar or sand and dumped that in. or maybe after taking out the gas dump in a 3 liter bottle of soda....im sure his POS would have run real good then. good on you though...what an ass he was.

 

[FlyinMSP]

lol

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

meh, didn't think of that...lol...and yeah, it was balls frozen to the flor cold that night too.

 

[davco]

We get back in car, and calmly drive away, me and my bud go back though, once they have gone into the game, and since his car is all beat up, he wouldn't even notice another dent, so we simply took a vise grip, removed his valve stems, and then took a tire iron to his windshield, one quick little pop right in his view, didn't destroy it, just left a nice giant crack, and about a baseball sized dent in the glass, then, we drive down the street to the Canadian Tire, and get us a nice little hose, go back, and siphon all his gas....we then took his plates, and put them on with the blank side out...sucker..wanna **** with us..b****.

The supreme court justice side of me that thinks justice must be paid says, "Wow!"
The peacemaking everyone needs forgiveness side of me says, "Wow!"

 

[vindication]

this is why I got air horns.

 

[jebus]

wow.. a dent to you equals justified sexual assualt. (notcool)

twas a joke

 

[+ friction]

twas a joke

Nothing funny about ****.

 

[jebus]

Nothing funny about ****.

god damn have you never heard someone use the word **** as a form of beating someone's ass? maybe thats just me and people i hang out with.
if you honestly think i would pull somebody out of a car and **** them you are a ******* idiot, i wouldn't **** anybody. but i would sure be pissed enough if they hit me to kick the living s*** out of them, but i wouldn't because i'm not an idiot and i wouldn't do anythign to go to jail over.

 

[davco]

if you honestly think i would pull somebody out of a car and **** them you are a ******* idiot,

In today's society, people are hurt, ***** and killed over more idiotic things than an accident. Honestly most of the people on this forum have no idea what the anyone else on this forum would do to someone else (did that make sense?). But I've heard ***** used in the context that you meant "****" to be used.

Peacemaker inside me: Lets drop it and laugh about the fact that the woman didn't hear 3 people honking at her.

Also, I went to the hospital a couple of weeks ago and saw the biggest car of my life. An elderly woman was trying to pull out of her space (car was from the 70s) and she hit a car parked across from her. Backed up and hit the car that was next to her. Then turned the wheel and drove off as if nothing happened.

 

[+ friction]

god damn have you never heard someone use the word **** as a form of beating someone's ass? maybe thats just me and people i hang out with.
if you honestly think i would pull somebody out of a car and **** them you are a ******* idiot, i wouldn't **** anybody. but i would sure be pissed enough if they hit me to kick the living s*** out of them, but i wouldn't because i'm not an idiot and i wouldn't do anythign to go to jail over.

All I said was "nothing funny about ****." Just something I don't joke about...doesn't make me a ******* idiot.

Relax bud.

 

[jebus]

All I said was "nothing funny about ****." Just something I don't joke about...doesn't make me a ******* idiot.

Relax bud.

i'm talking to whoever neg repped me

 

[+ friction]

You quoted me, so I assumed you were talking to me...didn't give you rep either way.