Mitsu Lancer OZ ... owned

What is it with OZ Rally drivers, I had a very similar thing happen to me Tuesday.

I passed this OZ Rally, I wasn't going fast, just cruising slightly over the limit. This teenager with a car full of kids revs twice, downshifts, and takes off, making sure I see his phatty exhaust pipe and yellow fog lights. I laugh at him as he goes by and figure it's over, I don't race on the streets. As traffic flows I catch up to him a little later and he does the same thing. After a couple miles he's done this to me 4 times, and now I'm annoyed. So I skip my turn and keep going, hoping traffic will thin out. Traffic stays thick so I finally turn around to head home, and he follows me. I stop at a red light and he gets to it just as it turns green, so he's still rolling at 5mph or so and takes off. I'm pissed and gun it, chirp it in first and catch up to him, his GF looks over and starts yelling that I caught him, I shift into second and chirp again, look over and give a huge grin to the girl, and then I'm gone. I take the next turn at over 60mph and I don' t think he knew what hit him.

Don't these kids read car magazines anymore? I know what everything out there can do, I won't pick on a car that is way out of my class! Just seems like you should know what you're doing before you rev at somebody like that.
 
i dont even waste my gas on them anymore. let them go on their slow way. i did have a good race with a 5.0 mustang drop top early 90s with exhaust. i beat this older guy in front of his wife twice. sucks for him mustve been a blow to his ego revving up on me thinking hed blow my doors off.
 
drumsbeloud said:
i saw some dude at a local carwash with a stock (as far as i could tell) OZ with a huge GAY dragon graphic on the side of his car. he was washing it all carefully too like it was the sheeeit. poor, misguided boy.

Hey, nothing wrong w/ treating your car right. Even if it is a riced slowmobile.
 
that is true, theres nothing wrong with takin care of a car...hey, the guy likes his car that way, with the dragon...oh well, the OZ is slow, but id certainly have more respect for a slow OZ that is well taken care of than one that isnt...
 
This thread ROCKS!! Sam, ********...Funny s***!
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You all know that theres a 04 Lancer Ralliart coming this fall. it will have around 160-170hp and will be available either in sedan and sportwagon.

My friend has a Oz with i/e and its still slow. He tries to race me all the time either when I'm in my the P5 or SE-R. It is very slow but with the RMR exhaust and intake it sounds fast. I saw a OZ with a turbo kit and the owner said it was making 230hp.
 
jred321 said:
but it's a rally edition, it's supposed to be fast! rally cars drive fast, so the oz rally edition must be fast too!

Hope you are joking jred. The Lancers suck ass except for the Evolutions. The OZ edition was to take a bad thing and make it look somewhat decent. I don't know what that guy was thinking in the Mistu. My 2.0 ES can beat him and I have 0 performance mods on it. Unless he added a turbo, exhaust, CIA, then he would have something to race about. Funny story. I know you wanted to look at him and say in a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry voice, "What were ya thinking there ya punk?!" :D

MisterT
 
Don't think I would even buy an evo....looks like s*** in my opinion!!! Especially that big ass wing!!!

I like the way my speed looks and performs
 
MisterT said:


Hope you are joking jred. The Lancers suck ass except for the Evolutions. The OZ edition was to take a bad thing and make it look somewhat decent. I don't know what that guy was thinking in the Mistu. My 2.0 ES can beat him and I have 0 performance mods on it. Unless he added a turbo, exhaust, CIA, then he would have something to race about. Funny story. I know you wanted to look at him and say in a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry voice, "What were ya thinking there ya punk?!" :D

MisterT
no, i was totally serious. anything that says rallly edition on it must be fast. it's required. and if a car doesn't come with rally edition stickers on it, putting them on will make it be fast.
 
i raced an oz rally 4 times in a mp3 it had intake, exhaust from what i could hear... and the interior was completly striped, i dont even think there was the dashboard cover.

well we got to a light and at the start i gained half a car on him and by 3rd gear i was at least a car. This happened about 3 more times. Then the fourth time i gave him a car and a half headstart, once the light turned i gained my headstart back , second i was half a car ahead, shift into third and i gain about a car and a half on him. Then i see him go after my friend in a mid 13 sec del sol and get his doors blown off, this guy just doesnt give up
 
nocar said:
i raced an oz rally 4 times in a mp3 it had intake, exhaust from what i could hear... and the interior was completly striped, i dont even think there was the dashboard cover.

well we got to a light and at the start i gained half a car on him and by 3rd gear i was at least a car. This happened about 3 more times. Then the fourth time i gave him a car and a half headstart, once the light turned i gained my headstart back , second i was half a car ahead, shift into third and i gain about a car and a half on him. Then i see him go after my friend in a mid 13 sec del sol and get his doors blown off, this guy just doesnt give up
my sister has a del sol that piece of s*** just doesn't move. anywho, there's this local kid here, well, not kid, he's like 25 he's older than me...but he had the new evo. Now I see this guy EVERYWHERE, it's like, does this guy even give his car a break? so I'm driving home from work one day, and I see him at the Naval Base near my house a few cars in front of me just flooring it. I say to myself, ey what the hell, so I ditch going home and follow him. Im in the vr-4 btw. I admit, it was tough keeping up with him, but when I finally did, I did a ricer fly-by, just to let him know I was goin for it. We got to this one lane stop sign, so I stopped, waited for him...he pulled up behind me, stops, revs it, floors it and cuts me off, AT the stop sign :eek:.
Push comes to shove, I managed to get in front of him, so he followed me around for about five min. by this time, we're back on the way home on a fairly empty highway so he catches up and we cruise at the same speed don't remember how fast, but I assumed he wanted to talk, i rolled down the window, he rolled down his, gave me the peace sign, dropped it in second and took off. I did the same, EGT's solid under 1500, I sent the rpms flying into 3rd gear up to redline, not paying attention to the psi, as long as I heard the turbos screaming, climbing up to him, :mad: the adrenaline making my shifting all nimble, I was'nt even looking at the speedometer, all I wanted to do was pass him and have my glory. I finally reached up to him and he was cheesing at me, he finally gave me a thumbs up :confused: :wtf:. I took the next exit and headed home. then i finally realized he probably gave me a thumbs up maybe because we both had mitsu's?:wtf:
Whatever, I'm still mazda loyal and I would always take a MSP over ANY mitsu any day.
 
MikeyG_U2 said:
What is it with OZ Rally drivers, I had a very similar thing happen to me Tuesday.

They aren't all bad. . .my little brother has an OZ and he wouldn't even think of racing me. . .he knows his place. . .he also told me that there is only maybe one lanser getting over 220 whp. The rest are sucking ass (as they should). He's about ready to sell his OZ and buy an MP3 or MSP. He drove my MP3T and that was about all he needed to realize that he had bought the wrong damn car!
 
drumsbeloud said:
i saw some dude at a local carwash with a stock (as far as i could tell) OZ with a huge GAY dragon graphic on the side of his car. he was washing it all carefully too like it was the sheeeit. poor, misguided boy.

Hmmm. . .was it black with a red dragon on it? If so, I've seen it and I have to agree that while the dragon did not have a cock in its mouth. . .it might as well have!
 
BAH! those suck! There is a yellow one in my town that this chump kid drives around..he tried "racing" me the other day..im like..uh huh..bye bye..and I rep the DX..so tonight..he comes along to me in his buddies boosted GSR..he is like "junk it" and then "launches" and takes off..i call it "launches" because he considers dropping into first at like 6k a good start..what a chump..just drive around other peoples cars and act like their yours...i wish i had my glock..it would have been one less inbred new milford kid...
 
ok so my friends del sol which has a full itr suspension itr motor with every bolt on possible is slow

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SpicyMchaggis said:
BAH! those suck! There is a yellow one in my town that this chump kid drives around..he tried "racing" me the other day..im like..uh huh..bye bye..and I rep the DX..so tonight..he comes along to me in his buddies boosted GSR..he is like "junk it" and then "launches" and takes off..i call it "launches" because he considers dropping into first at like 6k a good start..what a chump..just drive around other peoples cars and act like their yours...i wish i had my glock..it would have been one less inbred new milford kid...
ay you live in new milford? kool s***. You don't live too far from me.
 

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