miracles

[Roywhitep5]

ok so today i got hungry and decided to cook some hot dogs and i noticed something miraculous! at first i saw the 3 hot dogs floating in the pot and noticed they were floating in a group. i decided to poke one hot dog (because it entertains me) and amazingly the hot dog moved back to the other two!!!!!!!!!!!

after several intense tests the outcome would always be the same. i have come to a conclusion that jesus makes the hotdogs attract to eachother. my dad seems to think that it has something to do with an electric charge within the hotdogs. i told him to **** off because this was devine intervention and hes only a stupid chemist. its like HELLO??????(stfu)

 

[mountjonas]

i onced crapped an exclamation point. it was like god telling me,"good job on that log!"

 

[Mike R]

It's a conspiracy by the government and FDA...

 

[changedman]

USDA CERTIFIED HOTDOG HUMP1NG

woowoo

 

[JunkPunch]

It was the Pope telling you that they have hot dogs in Heaven.

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

You know what that is man, the big brother keeping tabs on who's cooking how many hotdogs man. There's devices in the meat, that attract to each other man. And they can sense others, so when they are together, to gov't can tell exactly how many wieners you are stuffing into your mouth man. And then, when you eat those ******* things, those devices get into you man, and then they can tell when you are going to the bathroom man. And they are tracking you with those things too man, they always know what you're doing man. The only way to break up the transmission is to make sure you are wearing your tin-foil hat man. So be careful man, cause big brother is watching man. Peace man.

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

well i once saw jesus on the face on a cloud. Not that divine intervention. I have noticed reoccuring post from you, ROY, whom ever you are, that have to do with hotdogs. Your posts just waste space on the internet, why do you do these things, antoine tries to keep this clean and all you do is muck it up, your place in society is not needed, blog hogger. Burn in the ninth level of hell with the Fons

 

[Roywhitep5]

it's fonz

 

[Dexter]

I'm blogging this.

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

**** you all

 

[omgwtfbbq]

call the papers. its god's lamest miracle ever. he just aint tryin anymore.

 

[Roywhitep5]

yeah its below the tortilla, but more than you get bitches!!!

 

[GHOSTWHISPER]

holla back

 

[Killer]

 

[CommieSpeed]

Jesus told me he hates hot dogs...they gave Gabriel Mad Cow disease.

 

[ZeroAccess]

Oscar Mayer is my god
and this is his car