me and james owned A&W @ Woodfield

[Dexter]

thanks for nothin ya ****** lamers

cept a sweet mug like this times two






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oh no! we better watch out for the A&W trolls that troll message boards looking for mug stealing braggers

 

[Caffein8d]

lol. i must get some. hehe

 

[Aricjm15]

lol you are insane

 

[Dexter]

aric, the food was s*** and overpriced. i coulda got a better burger for the same money at Culvers.

mmm Culvers.

 

[Aricjm15]

but hey, you got rootbeer

and a mug

dont forget the mug

 

[Dexter]

oh yeah, right, i mean the mug makes up for it all.

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

that place is ok but yeah tooo over priced and not enough food for the money

 

[Dexter]

After you all left, we went to Mr Sub. and i got in small fight with a stupid drunk polish girl. god damn i hate them.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

I loved James' subtlety in the whole matter

"QUICK KEN, **** IT, PUT THIS s*** IN YOUR BAG SO THEY THINK WE PAID FOR THESE!"

* people in marshall fields stare *

"BECAUSE WE DID PAY FOR THESE, DAMMIT"

******* greeks

 

[JOS3]

bryan is a girl fighter...................

 

[Captain KRM P5]

but hey, you got rootbeer

fekkin maroon filled it with diet root beer by mistake and then complained that it tasted like diet root beer until he walked up and noticed the label keenly marked D I E T

DEXTER OWNED BY FOUNTAIN DRINK NOZZLE

 

[Dexter]

I loved James' subtlety in the whole matter

"QUICK KEN, **** IT, PUT THIS s*** IN YOUR BAG SO THEY THINK WE PAID FOR THESE!"

* people in marshall fields stare *

"BECAUSE WE DID PAY FOR THESE, DAMMIT"

******* greeks

**** YOU ALL, LAUGHING AT SMEAGOL...I DRIVE MY THE SUV MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME...BECAUSE YOURE ALL FAGGOTS


**** SHAUMBURG

 

[Dexter]

fekkin maroon filled it with diet root beer by mistake and then complained that it tasted like diet root beer until he walked up and noticed the label keenly marked D I E T

DEXTER OWNED BY FOUNTAIN DRINK NOZZLE

indeed

i didnt know you had to go to the ****** stupid barrels. what a gay place.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

After you all left, we went to Mr Sub. and i got in small fight with a stupid drunk polish girl. god damn i hate them.

if you had told me you went to Mistar Subby afterwards (I thought you tools were running to Denny's) I would stayed up for that(sad2)

 

[Captain KRM P5]

**** YOU ALL, LAUGHING AT SMEAGOL...I DRIVE MY THE SUV MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME...BECAUSE YOURE ALL FAGGOTS


**** SHAUMBURG

i didn't even notice anybody making any comments. must have been just the losars behind you two handsome chitowners

even then, bryan admits to having orgasmed seven times to the best movie he EVAR saw

 

[Dexter]

bryan is a girl fighter...................

the story with that is me and james are waiting at the counter, talking to the cashier and our food is sitting there. we are waiting for the fries to be cooked up and shes (this random girl sitting and eating food, NOT BEHIND THE COUNTER) like "HEY, YOU TWO. DO I NEED A TRANSLATOR, YOUR FOOD IS DONE."
I just look over and im like..."TAHNK YUO BUT WE ARR WAITNG FOR ARE FRIES" and shes totally ******* owned, so she starts swearing at me in polish really fast. im like "WOW, you really ******* got me there!" and then shes like "yeah! you know what, your hair is so long, you look like i did when i was small" im like .. what the ****.... and she goes "thats a compliment!" and im like "...not really......" and i just turn back around...and then shes like yelling at me "do you want to prentend you are my boyfriend and we can go have sex??" and i just turn around and go "NO, IM GAY!" and this black dude there (apparently also polish, dont ask me how), goes "ME TOO" and im like "GREAT BUT IM NOT INTERESTED NOW IM GONNA GO EAT MY FOOD" and the stupid girl is like "yeah, go eat your food, walk away" im like yeah...whatever fckin dumb polock go choke on a cock.

 

[JOS3]

you did nothingto disprove my theory of you being a girl fighter................

 

[Dexter]

i never tried to disprove anything, just give some background info.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

bryan got propositioned by a fry cook HAHAHAHAHA

you sexy thang

 

[mazdaowner123]

the story with that is me and james are waiting at the counter, talking to the cashier and our food is sitting there. we are waiting for the fries to be cooked up and shes like "HEY, YOU TWO. DO I NEED A TRANSLATOR, YOUR FOOD IS DONE."
I just look over and im like..."TAHNK YUO BUT WE ARR WAITNG FOR ARE FRIES" and shes totally ******* owned, so she starts swearing at me in polish really fast. im like "WOW, you really ******* got me there!" and then shes like "yeah! you know what, your hair is so long, you look like i did when i was small" im like .. what the ****.... and she goes "thats a compliment!" and im like "...not really......" and i just turn back around...and then shes like yelling at me "do you want to prentend you are my boyfriend and we can go have sex??" and i just turn around and go "NO, IM GAY!" and this black dude there (apparently also polish, dont ask me how), goes "ME TOO" and im like "GREAT BUT IM NOT INTERESTED NOW IM GONNA GO EAT MY FOOD" and the stupid girl is like "yeah, go eat your food, walk away" im like yeah...whatever fckin dumb polock go choke on a cock.

LMFAO. You are teh funneY man1!1!!! Dextar = heroe. I want to move to illinois not enough drunk polish people to fight.

~brian