If you could punch one celebrity, who would you punch?

[GrandBelialKey]

it's a good question... albeit a stupid question. I'm interested in your responses.

let er rip. who do you wanna punch ? you can list up to 3 punch-worthy celebrities.. go !

 

[L8R]

I'd donkey punch Jessica Alba

 

[crispixoo7]

it's a good question... albeit a stupid question. I'm interested in your responses.

let er rip. who do you wanna punch ? you can list up to 3 punch-worthy celebrities.. go !

George Dubya Bush
Lindsay Lohan
Tito Ortiz (cuz it wont happen any other way)

 

[MiaTurbo]

Tom Cruise annoys me. i think I'd punch him 3 times.

 

[ChopstickHero]

George W Bush
George Bush Senior
Barbara Bush

(the last two for having George W)

 

[vindication]

only three? damn that's tough. will think about it later and list mine....gonna be tough

 

[GrandBelialKey]

ok, you can list more than three, but you have to give an explanation for each.. (if you list more than three)

 

[Alpinejwl]

yeah Big bush, Small Bush, and anyone who's last name is Bush just for having that stupid last name (except anyone who's on this forum)

then Tom criuse for dumping a hot wife like Nicole, but give him props for knocking up a hottie like Katie.

 

[GrandBelialKey]

here goes:

1. sally jesse raphael (where my infatuation with wanting to punch people began)

2 gwen stefani (I'd get a good running start and rearrange her face, stupid b****...)

3 T.I. (I'd take him down and break both his arms & legs, then stand there be like - "wha chu kno bout dat? s***, I know all about dat!")

honorable mention: George bush jr (for obvious reasons)

 

[sanblaster]

1) That chick from the US cellular commercial. Kusac? (I hate her facial expressions)

2) Terrel Owens (I hate athletes who don't honor their contract and whine like little bitches because they 'are underpayed'.

3) Wilder Valderama (sp) (Fez) Just a complete idiot. Yo mama.

 

[zentrandi]

Tom Cruise
Micheal Moore
Colin Farrell

 

[peepsalot]

1) Bobby Flay (biggest douche ever, disrespected my Iron Chef boyz)
2) Emeril (BAM! I'll kick you up a notch.)
3) Gilbert Godfrey (quit it with the voice)

 

[MikeAwesome42]

1) Kobe Bryant - i just hate him
2) Roger Clemens - Yea, he might be coming back to boston, but i still havent forgiven him for getting all fat and bad in his last season with us, then leaving and winning a Cy Young with the Blue Jays the next year
3) David Spade - He is just not ******* funny, the only reason he was good in the first place was because of Chris Farley

 

[melicha8]

Tom Cruise-It's too bad somebody didn't punch this guy in the nuts years ago

Pat Robertson-I wanna give this extreme right winger my extreme left hook and then shove two chopsticks as high as they'll go up his nose

Donny Deutche- Just because I hate that stupid name

 

[GrandBelialKey]

great responses y'all. keep em coming...

 

[mountjonas]

Joe Simpson - Ashleeeeee and Jessica's dad. He looks like a child molester.
Kanye West - epitome of douche.
Paris Hilton - she just looks like a ****.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Tom Cruise - ever since his divorce he has become a complete bafoon

Rachel Ray - I hate that stupid b**** & her stupid cooking show, I hate how she tucks her shirt up under her raisin tits...no body wants to see that

Paris Hilton - I think she is the most unattractive foul attention ***** ever birthed. She needs to eat a ******* sandwich & stay the **** out of any more cameras view...

 

[peepsalot]

Tom Cruise - ever since his divorce he has become a complete bafoon

Rachel Ray - I hate that stupid b**** & her stupid cooking show, I hate how she tucks her shirt up under her raisin tits...no body wants to see that...

I want to see Rachel Ray's raisin tits.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

you enjoy that... I'd rather see her get hit w/ a frying pan & have her $40 a day shoved up her ass...she just annoys the piss out of me

I want to see Rachel Ray's raisin tits.

 

[Installshield 2]

Kanye West...Dumbest ******* man alive...
and that dumb lady from the Wendy's commercials...the one that won't stop saying "sensational"...its on television right now and I just heard it...again...it is driving me crazy...