I WARNED you it might happen!

Sir Nuke

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*Nuke sneaks into the room.....opens the secret closet over there --->, reaches in and gets out his mashed potato shooter, loads up, takes aim, AND*

FOOD FIGHT!!!

*taking careful aim around the room he squeezes off four quick rounds at Linux, derrick, enry, and kooldino, and ducks behind the couch*

PLOP!! PLOP!! PLOP!! PLOP!!

BULLSEYE!! ALL TARGETS AQUIRED!!!!! ROTFLMAO


(stash)
 
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hell yea!!!

*skater grabs a glob of mashed potatos and tosses them with a high arch.*

BLAM!!! right on top of Nukes head.


mawahhahahahahahah!!!!!
 
MP3skaterNC said:
hell yea!!!

*skater grabs a glob of mashed potatos and tosses them with a high arch.*

BLAM!!! right on top of Nukes head.


mawahhahahahahahah!!!!!

"DAMN, Where did that come from!" *peeks out from behind couch...sees MP3skaterNC*

PLOP PLOP PLOP!!! *NUKE gets off three rounds at skater....connects with two....right in the kisser *

(stash)
 
*whipes potato off face*

"DAMN you done messed up old man!!!!!"

*grabs a coconut pie out of the fridge and charges at sir nuke, connecting the pie with his face*

"see how long that takes to get out of the mustache!"

*does a miquiver roll behind a couch to avoid potato fire*
 
*Nuke spinns around....can see from the pie goo.....just starts squeezing off shots...* PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP

*hits the walls, the end table, the lamp, also hits Linux AGAIN, UCLAP5, Dexter, and Moose.

*stops to reload, wipes pie off of face.....dives behind the couch with skater....and laughs* this is great!! lol
 
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I have class four armor, which is imprenetrable by your puny food fight. So I remain squeaky clean.

HAHAHA!!!:p
 
StuttersC said:
I have class four armor, which is imprenetrable by your puny food fight. So I remain squeaky clean.

HAHAHA!!!:p

*I have a suit of armor too....I know how to penitrate THAT!, runs around behind stutters....finds trap door in the back, quietly opens.....pours in molasses, runs back and hides behind couch*

hey skater....watch stutters when he walks....he has a load of molasses in his pants!! ROTFL

(stash)
 
Massyellow comes into room hereing all the noise and decides to join fight to protect all board friends from the evils of the Plutonium charged old man.Massyellow reaches into the frige and finds left over turkey from thanksgiving and lobs behind couch,sir nuke jumps up with turkey carcass stuck on his head and runs around room
 
(yawn)waking up from nap(yawn)

slooper, who is taking a nap on the couch everyone is hiding behind, sits up and sees all the ruckas.....Still groggy from his Thanksgiving dinner rolls over and falls back asleep...(sleep)
 
HEY WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!! *ripps off old turkey carcass and and throws it in the corner*...okay who did that.....*looks around room only to see ONE new face....AHHHHHH MASSY!!!! *with an evil grin oh his face Nuke lets loose with the mashed potato shooter...* PLOP LPLOP PLOP PLOP....

TARGET AQUIRED!!!! :{D

*massy stands there with mashed potato dripping off of him from head to toe*



(stash)
 
Linux enters room in full Food Fight Battle Gear including twin food launchers, with the ability to fire 20 spuds per second, and nail everyone! Target locking system disengaged!:D
 
Sir Nuke said:
HEY WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!! *ripps off old turkey carcass and and throws it in the corner*...okay who did that.....*looks around room only to see ONE new face....AHHHHHH MASSY!!!! *with an evil grin oh his face Nuke lets loose with the mashed potato shooter...* PLOP LPLOP PLOP PLOP....

TARGET AQUIRED!!!! :{D

*massy stands there with mashed potato dripping off of him from head to toe*



(stash)

Damn, I kinda guess we had the same Idea, because I didn't read this post before posting what I posted!:cool:
 
massyellow loving the mashed potatos that are driping down butt crack wishing he had gravy, runs to hide behind the lazy boy to com up with plans to win war(getsome)
 
aaight...that does it!
*kick* nukes "secret" closet's door gets kicked off the hinges, derrick reaches in and grabs a bowl of cranberry sauce(leftovers), throws them around the room, as a distraction.

while everyone tries to avoid the red stuff, i grab a HUGE handful of sweet potatoes, and toss them up...enry steps from behind the bar and whacks them with a bat...

SMACK nuke...one shot, one hit!!!
 
OH, so you want to play hard ball do ya?????

*Nuke picks himself up....walks slowly and without being really noticed out the back door......little do the unsuspecting masses realize, that out back is parked nukes secret weapon..... ELOL*

(stash)

*nuke walks back into the room......2 1/2 inch FIRE HOSE in hand. he wells back out the door* LET IT RIP!!!!

*a blast of gravy come spewing forth at 125 psi from the fire hose....first target....DERRICK!....lol knocks him off his feet, then Enry, then the rest of the room gets sprayed down....everyone is slippin and sliddin around on the floor in the mess*

THERE.....THAT SHOULD DO IT!! LOL (stash).....

NOW to get the REGULAR fire hose to clean this mess up!
 
KYRED pulls up front in the Cream Corn tanker truck... Gives it a taste...yep it's pure...Takes aim, and let's go on everyone.:D
 
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(sleep)still sleeping(sleep)

...covered in a warm comforting layer of gravy and cream corn....

zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
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