i ran over a cat

[reeves_toy]

so i was driving to my grandma's for dinner the other day. all of a sudden a white cat ran out from this yard and i hit it. if this wasn't bad enough there was a cop following me. he turns on his lights and pulls in behind me. he looked a little flustered and told me i had to find the cats owner. i freak out at this point, "you mean i have to go door to door to find the cats owner?". he says "yep". so he go's to his car and puts on gloves and grabs a garbage bag.

so we walk around for a while and finally come to the house of the owner. i knock on the door and this little old lady opens the door. i ask her if she ownes an all white cat. she shock her head and says " yes". so i tell her i hit her cat. she starts crying and i don't know what to do so i offer her $20 and as soon as she takes it the cop reaches around me and slaps hand cuffs on the woman.

i said "what are you doing i'm the one who killed the cat" and he says "i know but it illegal to sell pussy in this state"

 

[nocar]

i have a white cat lol

 

[traitorhound]

wtf

 

[LinuxRacr]

:wtf: Part II

 

[reeves_toy]

yeah i know, dull. it is much longer if i tell it but there is a 1000 character limit

 

[iLisa]

that isn't what I was expecting...

 

[low_psi]

joke++ not recognized...

 

[glyph]

not bad, not bad, got a laugh out of me, oh wait, now two

 

[MotegiMazdA]

that isn't what I was expecting...

your right. I was all sad now I dont know what to think

 

[RyanJayG]

*edit*
Chinese restaurant owners of the world BEWARE: They are coming for you!

 

[reeves_toy]

your right. I was all sad now I dont know what to think

it is only a joke i didn't really run over a cat. sorry for any offense.

 

[iLisa]

I didn't take an offense.. it was in the humor section after all.. as a good friend of mine says, It's all good..

 

[reeves_toy]

like i said before it's funnier to hear it in person. i couldn't write out the whole thing because i didn't want to make 5 different post about 1 joke.

 

[xantxp5x]

hahaha... good s***

 

[Togan]

so i was driving to my grandma's for dinner the other day. all of a sudden a white cat ran out from this yard and i hit it. if this wasn't bad enough there was a cop following me. he turns on his lights and pulls in behind me. he looked a little flustered and told me i had to find the cats owner. i freak out at this point, "you mean i have to go door to door to find the cats owner?". he says "yep". so he go's to his car and puts on gloves and grabs a garbage bag.

so we walk around for a while and finally come to the house of the owner. i knock on the door and this little old lady opens the door. i ask her if she ownes an all white cat. she shock her head and says " yes". so i tell her i hit her cat. she starts crying and i don't know what to do so i offer her $20 and as soon as she takes it the cop reaches around me and slaps hand cuffs on the woman.

i said "what are you doing i'm the one who killed the cat" and he says "i know but it illegal to sell pussy in this state"

ROFL!! AHAHAHAHAHA this is just hilarious!!!! omg... are u serious this isnt a joke or anything right??? i thought he cuffed YOU man, oh god..but why is it illegal to seel ur pet? do u HAVE TO wait till it grows old and dies?? dats ree-dick-lus :wtf:

 

[PatrickP5]

It wasn't this cat, was it?

 

[glyph]

now THAT is funny!!! gotta go find some roadkill now...