The craziest thing I ever had happen was the time I nailed a turkey vulture in my old Grand Am on a country road. It was the summer after I graduated high school and I was playing on a baseball team a few towns over. I was driving like 80 down the road cause I was gonna be late. I came over a hill and saw it, and it immediately started flying. The only thing is that when it started to circle back in I wasn't out of the way yet (still doin probaly 70+) That damn bird nailed me from the side and broke my antenna off and smashed in my passenger side window!! That scared the s*** out of me. I came to a stop and looked over only to see that damn vulture laying half in my window, and it was still moving!!! I freaked out and ran away from my car. I was only a couple miles from home so I decided I needed to go get my parents car, so I opened my trunk with my spare key that I kept in one of those magnet things, got out my baseball bat and knocked that damn thing out of my car. I drove home doing a full body shiver the whole damn way.
P.S. I know this story sounds like :bs: and my parents wouldn't beleive me till I showed them the spot on the road with shattered glass and a mutilated vulture on the side of the road.