Ever been told you're TOO paranoid about your car?

[BlueMonsta]

think the worse time was, when i had to drive my car into a construction zone, it was like RALLY, road was sooo bumpy. with my old car, I was like sorry baby... im soooo sorry..

 

[cbcbd]

yes. i dodge puddle or wet spots on the road after i wash my car, i hide my deck, and i always close my windows and sunroof, i don't leave my trunk open for a long time so ppl don't see the subs in it, and same thing for the hood so they don't see the intake and header etc, i dodge manhole covers so i don't wreck my rims and i plan my routes ahead so that i don't run into bad streets/roads.

Yeah, I dodge puddles too. And if I can't dodge it I try driving through it with the wheels straight so it won't splash too much water and crap to one side of the car.

If I ever mistakenly hit a hole or a dip or something I always say "Ouch" or "Ow!!" - then people who are with me always ask "are you ok?" and I just explain "Oh, I'm just feeling the pain of my car", they're like "ok..."

...they never understand

 

[BlueMonsta]

Yeah, I dodge puddles too. And if I can't dodge it I try driving through it with the wheels straight so it won't splash too much water and crap to one side of the car.

If I ever mistakenly hit a hole or a dip or something I always say "Ouch" or "Ow!!" - then people who are with me always ask "are you ok?" and I just explain "Oh, I'm just feeling the pain of my car", they're like "ok..."

...they never understand

i do the same thing, except my friends go "ouch" for the car as well

 

[White Hazard]

I have been parking like a mile away from the side walk since i got my new rims.Every time we went somewhere and it rains, i let my friends take of their wet jacket before getting into my seats, just to spare the seat. This one time i was on my way to a show so the car was super clean, and all of a sudden this freakin'bird s*** on my windshield, as i tried to wipe it off my whole window was covered with it, so i stopped at a gasstation and bought a new sponge just to clean my windows haha.

 

[siberiankiss]

i've heard it. just because i wash and wax my car, and get pissed off when one of my dumbass friends thinks it's funny to put his nasty fingers all over my car, i'm anal...that and my friends hate that i refuse to park next to people. always at the back of the parking lot, preferably an end spot, so i can park even further away from another car if they must come join me back there.

 

[Shades]

Kiss, that is one waaay sexy chick in ur avatar.

Hazard, that's why I keep a container of those armor all glAss whipes in my trunk... For an entire week, I had birds crapping on my car at least once a day, it was like a frikkin' Hitchcock film!

 

[Stealth5]

I'm no longer paranoid about my car... but I am paranoid about the gay mafia. Thanks guys.

id be paranoid about that goofy ass splitter that sticks 2 feet from the car breaking on s***, i mean, cmon, if you need some ropes to hold it up, its too long