Ed Zachary Disease

[Sir Nuke]

Okay guys....for starters you have to read this with a thick ASIAN accent for it to be funny....

One day this woman goes to the Doctor....she is in her mid thirties....she says to the doctor...."Doctor, I just don't know what is wrong...I am in my mid thirties and have NEVER had a date, no one EVER ASKS ME OUT! what is wrong with me."

The doctor gets up from his desk and walks out and around her...looking up and down....he then goes over and closes the door to the office to afford the lady some privacy and says " I need you to remove all your crose" she looks very confused but does so...."Now, i need you to craw acros froor on hand and knee in dat diretsion"....still confused...but she complies....when she gets to the other side of the room she looks at the doctor asks " NOW what?" he says..." NOW, craw acros froor in uder diretsion..." and she does.....he states..." I know problem.....YOU have Ed Zachary Disease!"....she looks at him in horror and asks "what is ED ZACHARY Disease?!?!"

The doctor looks at her and simply states...."that is when your face look "ED ZACHARY" like your ASS DO!!"

 

[Natey]

That's a lot like an old Red Foxx bit that I once heard:
---I went to the doctor and he told me that I have "zakaly".
"Oh no, doc. What's that?"
"Your breath smells zakaly like your ass."
That guy's a classic!