Dumbest thing you have ever said to a cop...after getting stopped.

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Mazda PR5,03
Well, I was driving on base (I am in the air force) and I was in quite a bad mood at the time. I was blatently tailgating this guy in front of me, and a car pulled up quickly behind me. I didn't pay any attention and turned left, while dropping it into 2nd and accelerating quickly(which is is hard for my p5) and about 2 minutes later got pulled over.

Cop comes up to the window and says: "I know your car is fast son, but you gotta use more common sense when driving."

My reply:"haha I wish it was faster"

damn....

shayne
 
One time I was headed out of the church parking lot and there were a couple of cops down the road w/ their lights on for no reason. I passed them and was looking in my mirror .... i look up and see the light is yellow .... i panic .... hit the brake and slide to a noisy stop in the middle of the intersection .... i back up just to get pulled over for "reckless driving". (i'm getting to my statement). I take my ticket and pull out clearly pissed. Then 1/2 a mile down the road the cop pulls me over again (same guy!). He comes to the window and I'm fuming because he's accusing me of tailgating. He asks what my problem is and my dumb reply was "i'm starting to think that cops must have a quota to meet!"

Bad idea. His reply, "SON, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I WRITE 6 TICKETS OR 66 TICKETS, I GET THE SAME PAYCHECK!!!"

Doah!
 
Dumb!

There was a cop that would sit along a quiet stretch of road that is on my way to work. I saw him there a few days before tagging people. So one day I was coming home from work and I was pushing the speed limit quite a bit. I didn't see him in his usual spot so I thought that I was in the clear. Wrong. He was about 2 block farther down the road and he nailed me. Not too surprised, I am pulled over and wait for him to walk up. This is how it went:

Storm: Good Afternoon Officer!

Cop: Boy, I've been waiting for you ALL day!

Storm: Well sir, I got here as fast as I could!

I still got a hefty ticket.

(headshake
 
(lol) That's a GREAT response. A++



Was about to get onto a very long twisty road I love to take on my way to the barbershop (which I drive 15 miles to it just for the drive, and it's just $12 for the cut), there was a stupid minivan that was in front of me, so I was pissed because it was going to go slow and there's no way around it.

The van stopped at the 4 way stop intersection, I just followed right after it, kinda pissed, not even thinking (but I knew no cars were at the intersection, so), so then I see this cop coming behind me, I was pissed, I had no idea what I had done wrong.

Cop: Do you know what you did?
Me: (kind of pissed and not speaking calmly)No! Please tell me what I did wrong, because I seriously have no idea what I did! Was it the light back there? Really I have no idea, sir, tell me!

The cop was kind of disturbed and surprised by this, but he told me I went through the stop sign so I just shut up and took my warning after he checked to make sure I wasn't running from an insane asylum.
 
I dont really have anything stupid that I said, but i have a really screwed up story of what happened to me while cruising to get some food with my frinds after class one day last semester.

so i'm driving down the road in my p5 by the huge shopping centers where the walmart, bestbuy, etc. are. It was about 4:30 so afternoon rush hour traffic was horrible and traffic would crawl at everystop light. Traffice was crawling through a light that i was going to and was fine until the light had started to change. I was already partway through when the light had turned red so instead of blocking a busy intersection i tried to cross the intersection while i had time the few seconds before opposite trafiic got the green. Tried is the key word. i go maybe 2 more feet further into the intersection and this silver Ford F-150 pickup that i though was turning left decided to floor it in order to cut me off. I though i was about to get my new car crashed into so i was naturally honking at the maniac. so I'm sitting in the middle of the intersection scared for my car and confused as hell this guy jumps out with the most cliche cop mustache wearing only jeans and a t-shirt, and this guy flashes a f*cking badge. He yells at me saying, "you know you ran that light." I couldnt remain calm i was too scared and flustered, so i yelled back that i was already over the line when the light changed and i didnt want to sit in the middle of the intersection during rush hour traffic. He then just yelled at me to pay more attention. After that he jumped back in his giant redneck-mobile and sped off. Through this whole time, my best friend is in the passenger seat and all he can lock his eyes onto is the cops wife sitting in the truck's passenger seat. she was giving him the most evil death stare you could imagine. she looked like we had just ran over her kid with our car and kept driving.

I freaking hate NC cops. those mustached motherf*ckers are the worst.
 
interesting story, i realy did behave myself and not say anything to dumb!

if you've ever driven in boston you know how screwed up the roads are....5 & 6 way intersections, maniac drivers (especially the cabies) anyway, it's 7am on a thurs morning, i'm moving along with everyone else trying to make my may to work without incident....i get to one of these crazy intersections...gotta a large motorcoach in front of me (i can't see the traffic lights) ...i follow him into the intersection...he stops, turns right...and i look up and the light is red !!!! i'm in the middle of this intersection and cars from all different directions start coming towards me....i say screw it...nail the throttle, leave rubber...blast past/through a few on coming cars and make it thorugh without a scratch...look back in the rearview mirror...oh no....lights a flashing....i pull over..."lic and reg please"...cop comes back to the car after 10 mins and say's " sir, i see you're from the south shore", me: "yes officer"...cop: " well, just wondering but do you have what we call in here the big city traffic lights on the south shore?" me: "yes sir we do", cop: do you obey the traffic lights at home? me: yes sir, cop: "then i suggest you obey them here in too!" me: "yes sir!" cop: "have a nice day"...got off with no ticket/no warning...i thought for sure i was screwed!!
 
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All very interesting i got an embarrising story for ya. Was driving home from work one night on the good old jersey Turnpike. Im crusing at about 90 figure no one is goin to stop me im keeping up with the little traffic there was (street racers) So i get to about a 1/4 mile before my exit and all the sudden 5 cop cars afre following me 1 in each row that i can see and 2 behind. So i figure there not comin after me. Well i was wrong ended up getting pulled over and getting 4 tickets by my own cousin.
 
Weeellll..... There i wuz, cruizing to work early/dark-o-clock when what should pull up next to me at the light but a riced-out honda w/fart can. Me an' a zoomzoom hit it hard, smoke him (i dunno, maybe he didn't get onit?), slowing down, pass some cars, and uh oh. It's the Po-Po. A light/marked cruiser. badbadbad.

[Po Po] Sir! Didn't you see me?! You blew right past me! I *had* to pull you over - everyone saw you pass me...

[me] Uh, i am *so* sorry - i would not have passed you on purpose (mea culpa, mea maxima culpa)

[Po Po] Well, slow down fer garsh sakes!

[me] Yes sir! :)

(no ticket/no warning/ and a kilt honda! This is going to be a *great * day!) ;)
 
(illegally parked, caught smoking weed on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Five of us in the car)

Him: Seeing as you look so smart, do you think this is a good place to park?

Me: Uh, yeah?

Him: Get the hell out of here.

Me: *s*** my pants*
 
Hmm along the same lines, but different, dumbest thing my buddy said/ dumbest thing a cop has ever done


Out at one of the local street racing sites 2 years back a buddy in his Acura Integra is racing another buddy in an eclipse. Cop pulls up just as the two cars are flagged to start, they both burn out and run the race and the cop flags the Integra over, so the guy pulls over and starts talking with the cop, and right off the bat the cops says he has caught this guy racing, duh, he saw the race, well the integra guy tries to lie his way out of it, so the cop in his infinite wisdom walks to the back of the car, and places his hand onto the rear tire, and asks if you werent racing, how come your rear tire is hot like you just peeled out? 'Bout this time myself and the other bystanders had to leave, we all felt we were just gonna start laughing in this cops face, however he was real cool and just let us all go with a warning
 
intergalacthis and Storm said:
Cop comes up to the window and says: "I know your car is fast son, but you gotta use more common sense when driving."
intergalacthis: "haha I wish it was faster"

Storm: Good Afternoon Officer!
Cop: Boy, I've been waiting for you ALL day!
Storm: Well sir, I got here as fast as I could!

HAHAHAHAHHAH These are the best lines I've ever heard! Freaking hilarious!!! (rofl)
 
not really a pull over story but here anyways. I live in a fraternity at UNL and a cop showed up at 2 am looking for me (he was actually looking for someone with the same name as me) and talked to my pledge father.
Cop: im looking for trevor brown
dad: hes in omaha working, what did he do?
Cop: I cant tell you what he did.
dad: You need to because it pertains to his staying in this house.
Cop: Fine, last night he tried to buy alcohol underage.
dad: hahahahahaha.
Cop: Whats so funny.
dad: why would he try and buy alcohol underage when theres about 20 guys here who would buy it for him.

oops on his part now the Campus Security Officers check our house almost everyday with drivebys. still funny though
 
jaskel said:
Hmm along the same lines, but different, dumbest thing my buddy said/ dumbest thing a cop has ever done


Out at one of the local street racing sites 2 years back a buddy in his Acura Integra is racing another buddy in an eclipse. Cop pulls up just as the two cars are flagged to start, they both burn out and run the race and the cop flags the Integra over, so the guy pulls over and starts talking with the cop, and right off the bat the cops says he has caught this guy racing, duh, he saw the race, well the integra guy tries to lie his way out of it, so the cop in his infinite wisdom walks to the back of the car, and places his hand onto the rear tire, and asks if you werent racing, how come your rear tire is hot like you just peeled out? 'Bout this time myself and the other bystanders had to leave, we all felt we were just gonna start laughing in this cops face, however he was real cool and just let us all go with a warning
why would he touch the rear tire when integras are fwd
 
The classic: (I haven't said it, but maybe if I get enough balls one day)

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
You: I dunno...'cause you thought I had donuts in here?
 
i was going stupidly fast in a 35, i was going 80ish. cop clocked me going 81 in a 35. i had no idea i was going that fast, it sure didnt feel that fast, but crx's can accelerate pretty damn quick. he said :
" Why the hell were your going so fast? I could give you a criminal ticket and take you in right now. You were goin 80+ mph in a 35. Where are you trying to get to so fast? "

Me: " I'm just trying to get things done, I didnt realize I was going THAT fast, its burns rice alot quicker then I thought. "

Cop: " ..... " " I'm giving you the highest civil ticket, see if you can take the driving class cause it seems your are eligible. "

I ended up taking the class and getting rid of the ticket. I havent gotten a ticket since then, and I dont intend to. Tickets really mess your insurance up.
 

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