Can you say; REDNECK? I was followed down Hwy 204 this AM by a Dale Earnhardt ...

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... decaled Monte Carlo. 'Looked just like a Good Ole Boy Nascar car. (lol) I have seen this Ass Clown around Collierville before. What a ******* embarrasement to him, and everyone around him. God! I'm too far in the South!!!!!
 
There was a old 80's t-bird painted and decaled to look like the old valvoline car of the 80's that was by my house. Can't forget the General Lee replica either.....and I'm not THAT far south of the Mason-Dixon line!
 
(lol) A redneck? In Collierville, Tn?
How could that happen???(bike) (silly)
 
Shoo doggy. That thar is one fine rebel-rouser! No replacement for displacement and that baby packs 305 cubic inches.

why you yanks gotsta make fun of my car??
 
there is a monty circa 89 that is done up just like the intimadators was down to the tires. looks good but i wouldnt own it. matty p dont call me a yank im south of the mason dixon line.
 
im a yank! well actually neutral!!!! but i consider my self yankee material. free the slaves and quit bitchen we won get over it!!!!!!
 
its not too bad over there around memphis..over in east tennesse are where the prize winners are. if yall need me i'll be over at krispy kreme tune'n my carb's on my tree fiddy
 
AGR said:
... decaled Monte Carlo. 'Looked just like a Good Ole Boy Nascar car. (lol) I have seen this Ass Clown around Collierville before. What a ******* embarrasement to him, and everyone around him. God! I'm too far in the South!!!!!
Man around here you see these inbred soccer Mom's with those damn Nazcar White Trash stickers all over the back windshield. I wouldn't be suprised if the hicks around here named their kids "Earnhardt." Yes this is little Earnhardt Bojangles Petty The III. I luvz the NAAAAZCAR! Bring me a beer b****! I'm pert near parched over here! And shave my back again. I'm hairier than a Sasquatch covered in Rogaine!
 
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Man around here you see these inbred soccer Mom's with those damn Nazcar White Trash stickers all over the back windshield. I wouldn't be suprised if the hicks around here named their kids "Earnhardt." Yes this is little Earnhardt Bojangles Petty The III. I luvz the NAAAAZCAR! Bring me a beer b****! I'm pert near parched over here! And shave my back again. I'm hairy than a Sasquatch covered in Rogaine!
Giddy Up, Randall!!! Oh this is thing is full blown. If it had the Fat Goodyear racing tires on it, and a net on the drivers side, you might think it was the real thang.
 
wanna here something even funnier. There's a f-40 here in NFLD. About 4 hours outside of town drive from me. Parked in a Garage, never ever moved. only a few people even know it exist.

Of course, this is funnier if you knew about where I was talking about. The car is literally out in the middle of nowhere land. owned by some rich dood of course.

I know where you are coming from AGR. I see the s*** over here too.
 
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wanna here something even funnier. There's a f-40 here in NFLD. About 4 hours outside of town drive from me. Parked in a Garage, never ever moved. only a few people even know it exist.

Of course, this is funnier if you knew about where I was talking about. The car is literally out in the middle of nowhere land. owned by some rich dood of course.

I know where you are coming from AGR. I see the s*** over here too.
Damn Newf! I have only seen one F40. It took my breath away. Totally Badass!!

And; even the good 'ole boy s*** makes it up there?!! ****!
 
yup, their up here too. the same week I got the car, I was taking the long way home ( I seem to do this alot since I got a Mazda) so I go to get on the highway, and there's this yella Monte Carlo, newer model behind me. Before I get into this, I think these have got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road. Anyhow, some teen, and his buddy driving it. Up my ass the whole time and I was just waiting for him to pull up along side of me. I'm not one to let people like this get to me. In fact, I usually let them pass, so i can use them as a shield for radar's. But, this asshole pulls along side of me, and his friend and him both gave me this look, like wtf is that s*** your driving look ( you know the one redneck's give ya) and that was it, this is over. Boom, 2nd, spool turbo...pooof monte carlo. I could see their faces as I was pulling away, it was priceless. I got up to about 180 and they just gave up, then I entered a small turn. When they entered the corner the car was all over the place. Saw them again a few weeks later at wally mart. I pulled up parked next to him. They wouldn't even awknowledge me so I looked at them, looked at their car, smiled, and said hey nice car! The drivers face turned red, and his buddy just laughed his ass off.

anyhow, should be in the kill section I guess...sorry.
 

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