CAI chip

[Domane007]

Does anyone know of a performance chip, or a chip to connect to my cold air intake to regulate the gas/air ratio. I've heard redline but can't find it, or does anyone know of a chip in general?

 

[b00sted]

uh oh

 

[RaiderMS3]

Does anyone know of a performance chip, or a chip to connect to my cold air intake to regulate the gas/air ratio. I've heard redline but can't find it, or does anyone know of a chip in general?

Search for preformance chip, intake chip, etc. There are 1243452345946294356u24905643594354 threads about this topic.

In case you don't want to search, those "chips" are just 33 cent Radio Shack resistors, and do not work.

 

[capnsavem]

make sure if you get the chip, that you first upgrade your blinker fluid, or your passenger seat will no longer function properly, therefore causing a CEL. (shady)

 

[Echelon]

hahaha
damn gota check my blinker fluid tomorrow.

 

[RaiderMS3]

hahaha
damn gota check my blinker fluid tomorrow.

Don't forget to lube the muffler bearings while under the car.

Seriously, Domane, we are just messing with you. You just asked a common question, and we like to have fun.

Enjoy your P5, and be careful of the stuff that sounds too good to be true.

 

[AKYellow]

Don't forget to lube the muffler bearings while under the car.

Damn can anyone tell me where I can find the muffler bearings?...............Ive been lookin for like an hour............. (screwy)

 

[ZeroAccess]

sheesh everyone knows this
right between the Performance Air Freshner and Hubcap Spinners

 

[Domane007]

that'z uh good one

 

[Domane007]

I know u guy'z are jus' fukin' w/ me,but seriously where? Jus' kiddin'. But those resistors on e-bay are worth s*** or what?

 

[Murda]

... depends how much your s*** is worth.

 

[Domane007]

U guy'z

I know u guy'z are jus' fukin' w/ me,but seriously where? Jus' kiddin'. But those resistors on e-bay are worth s*** or what? (friday)

 

[peepsalot]

If you already know they are just resistors(not even really a "chip"), then you should know that they are only worth $0.10 and you can get them at radio shack. Anyways just give it up man, you don't want to just go randomly ******* with your intake air temperature signals or your mass air flow signals. These things are a ripoff and lord only knows what it will do to your fuel curves and timing. It could cause you to run dangerously lean and blow your engine, or you could run even richer, which is something that protege's already do enough of.

 

[capnsavem]

Damn can anyone tell me where I can find the muffler bearings?...............Ive been lookin for like an hour............. (screwy)

they're to the left of the rear anti-torque bar that connects to the tire color regulator.

ok i'll stop now. (shady)

 

[Velocifero]

since everybody is pointing directions, can someone point me towards my rotator splint, I am pretty sure it is broken b/c my car makes this sucking noise after I put on my CAI, I think I bumped the splint but with all those loose wires and hoses in there, I can't see s***. Also where are the horses at, actually in the engine block?