Best Holiday Greeting.

Mazdamia

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2003 Mazda Protege5
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

And we wish you a year filled with self-esteem and a raised
personal consciousness in recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose diversity and
multiculturalism have helped make America great (not to imply
that America is "greater" than any other country or is the only
"America" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religion, sexual
orientation or choice of computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: It is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and
is revocable at the discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher.

(Dave Holle)
 

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