"Asshole cars"

[BlueWolfCry]

the fords that look like cop cars and have long muffler tips...we've got one of those across from my house...it's just such a POS

 

[protegeV]

the fords that look like cop cars and have long muffler tips...we've got one of those across from my house...it's just such a POS

naw, the best is the old caprice cop cars with flat black hubcaps and 2' long turn down exhaust tips bent down so it makes sparks...there's two like that around here...I hope they arent starting a club..err, gang (laugh)

 

[Replica]

I hate Protege5 owners. They think their cars handle all great and take U-turns really fast.

 

[clownphish]

(rofl)

 

[aftershock63]

tsx owners are bitches

 

[MP3skaterNC]

especially those ones from new hampshire (headshake

The ones from nc suck too (lol2)

 

[protegeV]

BWWHAHAHAHAHAHA..... (rofl) whew. I thought I was on the only one who had seen this. Jesus christ those are so ******* ghey. Ever notice they have either faded ass purple tint or some kinda mirrored s***. That and the crappy ass subs they have up in the trunk sound like ass. So distorted.

whoa, annapolis? they must get around (lol2)

 

[Rummy]

firebirds, mustangs, camaros........only spoiled punk ass bitches drive these cars around here.

"my mommy and daddy bought me a muscle car cuz i have a small penis" **** YOU

wow, are any young people who get cars bought for them "spoiled punk ass bitches"?

 

[Red Zeppelin]

(rlaugh) QUOTE=Replica]I hate Protege5 owners. They think their cars handle all great and take U-turns really fast.[/QUOTE]



(naughty) (naughty) (lol2) (flash) (rofl2)
(rlaugh) Don't hate us because we're beautiful......

 

[Rummy]

(rlaugh) QUOTE=Replica]I hate Protege5 owners. They think their cars handle all great and take U-turns really fast.

(naughty) (naughty) (lol2) (flash) (rofl2)
(rlaugh) Don't hate us because we're beautiful......[/QUOTE]

That guy hates all P5 owners?

Why is he a member on this board?

 

[Replica]

That guy hates all P5 owners?

Why is he a member on this board?

Um, I have a P5.

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[Rush]

Massachusetts and Virginia drivers. No offense to anyone from those states -- but the ones I've come across are just .. ugh.

Mustangs, of course. Especially the ones that are bitter about having V-6 engines.

Old, rusty Ford pick-up trucks.

Hondas that people THINK are sweet, but that in reality, just suck.

Escalade SUV's. Navigator SUV's. s***, all SUV's. Just because they're huge they think they own the damn roads.

Any young kid that had Daddy buy him a disgustingly expensive car. I hope they roll the ******* thing off a goddamn cliff and break every bone in their body and are stuck in the ******* car for a week with no food or water before finally going insane and spending the rest of their lives in a padded cell drooling and pissing on themselves.

 

[Red Zeppelin]

Um, I have a P5.

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All sarcasm aside, people probably DO hate us for our superior handling and unbelievable good looks! Not to mention the fantastic gas mileage! (laserp5) (p5blue) (p5yellow) (redp5) (p5silver) (p5black) (whitep5)

 

[misbehave]

All sarcasm aside, people probably DO hate us for our superior handling and unbelievable good looks! Not to mention the fantastic gas mileage! (laserp5) (p5blue) (p5yellow) (redp5) (p5silver) (p5black) (whitep5)

and the low price tag.(yippy)

 

[Red Zeppelin]

Okay----how about people in really nice sports cars who drive SLOW????? How annoying.
"Drive It Or Park It!!!"

 

[Replica]

Gas mileage? Did you get a different motor?

 

[MisterT]

Most owners of large trucks and SUVs. They think they own the ******* road. Last week a guy flew up behind me in a Chevy Silverado. The fucktard, dickless bastard tailed me as I drove slowly (on purpose of course) and then whipped around me like he was in some sort of rush. Later he cut me off, and I got right up on his bumper. He braked kind of hard and turned his body completely around and started screaming at me. I could hardly see him through the tint, but could tell he was raging. We get to the stop light and I am ready for him to jump out and come over, but piss ant muthah ****** is all show and no go. So I followed him in to a neighborhood to see where he lived, but he ended up pulling over on the side of the road, so I drove by looking at him.

 

[Red Zeppelin]

Gas mileage? Did you get a different motor?

No---same one it came with. I'm gettin about 28 in town. I'm satisfied with that......

 

[Replica]

No---same one it came with. I'm gettin about 28 in town. I'm satisfied with that......

28 on a 4cyl sucks. My civic got 42 with boost. (protest)

 

[Red Zeppelin]

28 on a 4cyl sucks. My civic got 42 with boost. (protest)

Maybe I'll have to boost. (shrug)