absurd thread, come play: my ms3 is better than a _______ because...

[phillyb]

hahaha, that's it?

 

[prmspen]

My MS3 is better than a WRX because:
1. It isn't ugly
2. It isn't ugly
3. It isn't ugly

 

[RC08MS3]

My MS3 is better then a GF because:
1. It dosent b**** at me for not doing stuff
2. I can spend money on the MS3 as i please, not as she wishes
3. My MS3 has an off switch, called a key
4. I dont need to tell the MS3 were im going, because its going with me
5. MS3 will cost less in in the long run, with less headaches
6. My MS3 cant get me off, but it sure as hell is fun!

 

[mo08ms3]

my ms3 is better than a sharp stick in the eye because
my ms3 doesn't hurt
my ms3 is too big to fit in my eye

lawl!

 

[mo08ms3]

My MS3 is better than my WRX because>>
1. I took a dishwasher home inside it still in the box without borrowing someone's truck.
2. I took a full size glider home without borrowing someone's truck.
3. Its a sleeper so noone knows WTF it is and I don't have kids in Honda's trying to race me all the time.

 

[tiagotiago]

My ms3 is better than a shoe because:
1.- It can carry more things
2.- It can take me farther and faster
3.- Won't smell disgusting after a hard day's work.
4.- Can be hurled at state/world figures and cause a lot more damage.

 

[Moultese]

My MS3 is better than my old 2003 Focus because:
1. It's a 6speed
2. It's turbocharged
3. Handles a lot better
4. Looks better, both inside and out
5. Has two more doors, so it hold my friend's better
6. Doesn't get laughed at.

 

[mr_mazda329]

My MS3 is better than a Geo Metro because:

1. It looks better
2. Has bigger wheels
3. Taillights look cooler

hahaha, that's it?

hahaha. Thats funny.

 

[SubieKiller3]

my MS3 is better than my old civic si because:

1. it hasn't been stolen yet.

 

[Sport6]

my ms3 is better than a SRT-4 because...
1. Has higher safety ratings
2. looks a lot nicer than "it"
3. doesn't look like it got kicked in the ass
4. I fold my rear seats down and sleep in the back!

5. I can roll down the rear windows while sitting in the front.