Absolutely essential MSP accessory omitted by Mazda!!!!!

[BoostJunkie]

Hi all!

They other day I was thinking that my MSP could really use a handy piece of equipment which unfortunately Mazda did not deem it necessary to fit our cars with.

Sure, others have complained about the lack of cruise control, a boost gauge, sunroof, etc....

But what I find most lacking in my Speed is.......

A DASH MOUNTED PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER!!!!!!!!!(boom08)


Now, I can just hear people going...WTF!!!!!!! (shocked) (shocked) So let me explain.

You see, it seems that all the passengers that have ever ridden in my car tend to have either of two possible reactions (Depending on wether or not they share my enthusiasm for spirited driving...) every time I mash the throttle to the firewall invoking the T25's wrath, while going around a curve at some ungodly velocity.

If they don't share my enthusiasm.....then they piss in their pants.(nervous) (nervous)

OR, If they do share my enthusiasm.....then they.....well.....you get it!(smoke) (smoke)

Either way, it makes an awful mess all over my seats. Hence, a dash mounted paper towel dispenser could sure come in handy!

How's that for a mod you don't see very often!!

 

[MazdaSpeed0020]

(lol) Sounds like a good idea to me, could come in very handy.


Matt

 

[MazdaspeedNJ]

i think a boost gauge would have been more reasonable......or maybe a set of lips that popped out of the steering column and wrapped around my........nevermind......

 

[jersey_emt]

lol i can see where this thread is headed

 

[Mike R]

Maybe some scotchgard? Or those wet okole seat covers...neoprene...waterproof....

 

[2K3 MSP]

I would have loved a digital clock.
Oh, and boostjunkie, go to the store and invest in some Depends diapers for your passengers

 

[thejoker0409]

man i love this board

 

[jersey_emt]

I would have loved a digital clock.
Oh, and boostjunkie, go to the store and invest in some Depends diapers for your passengers

Why don't you just use the clock on the radio?

 

[MazdaSpeed0020]

I dont like the clock on the radio, i think the option with the clock and something else looks bad while playing a cd. Just my preference.

Matt

 

[Ljspeed]

how about cruise control, boost gauge, and sunroof(cool)

 

[Wha'Happened]

not a bad idea I guess. It's not as sick as my JDM carbon fiber 3-hole punch, but hey.

 

[JD32883]

how bout a dispenser for condoms and cigs. Placed at a handy area where you can reach from the backseat? Anybody?

 

[JD32883]

O O O i got it a popcorn maker thats perfect.

 

[spacemonkey]

(laugh)

 

[Demonic-Speed]

Put some handy wipes in the glove box and you will be set

 

[2K3 MSP]

Why don't you just use the clock on the radio?

I got rid of the stock deck the first week I had my car. I couldn't stand that thing. I gave it to my girlfriend. My new deck has a flip down face, and when it's down(showing the inner LCD screen), you can't see the clock.

 

[Fakhelek]

Of course if you date a girl is turned on by speed, when you hit those corners you might need the paper towels for a third reason. (lick)

P.S. I can't believe the smileys you can find on this site.

 

[MetalSpeed]

(lol) Thats some funny sh**

 

[MAZDASPEEDING]

Sorry to get back to things the MSP needs, but why the hell isn't there a light in the glove box??? Just one little thing that bugs me.....

 

[unwrittenLaw]

one little thing that bugs me about the car is that it ******* SUCKS