A problem some of us need to be concerned about..

[MiaTurbo]

If you're like me, you drive with the top-down 90% of the time, rain or shine. But recently I've been thinking about a problem that we will have to face: Telepathic thought rays from aliens.

With the top up, the frame of the top forms a perfect grounding receptical to the rays, and the thought rays have no impact. But with the top down, we are perfect candidates for alien thought rays and probably have a higher abduction rate than people driving sedans. I have no evidence to support the higher abduction rates, but it makes sense. I get enough people staring at me as is, so I can't wear my standard 2mm thick aluminim foil hat. But luckily I found a site today that will help me blend in: http://www.stopabductions.com/

I hope this helps my topless brethern to stay safe. I hope the mods make this a sticky, because it's important stuff.

 

[JCell]

 

[FlipandFunk]

Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fookin' up the rotation.

 

[JCell]

Off topic


ROFL EMO SOAP!!1

 

[grinerizer]

hahahaha, this whole thing is great...thank you, it's good to laugh when you first get home from work.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Fadi...every day you take another step up the ladder of insanity...

 

[sanblaster]

"the claw is our master'

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

ok, put your pictures from toy story on ice away...nobody wants to see that LOL

 

[Fear]

That's enough, Tom Cruise.

 

[Rac3rX]

(shocked) (omg)

 

[Brian MP5T]

This is a stupid thread..

DUMPSTER TIME!!

 

[sanblaster]

ok, put your pictures from toy story on ice away...nobody wants to see that LOL

Fine...........................................................1 more then.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

woody is a p-i-m-p

 

[MiaTurbo]

A friend of mine told me this:

the secret of blocking the memory-wipe; I just focus on an image in my head of a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Aliens have no idea how to deal with the human brain when it imagines a bowl of cereal. It may very well be their downfall.

It'll be hard to think of fruity pebbles when ever I'm out in the open...

 

[MiaTurbo]

Fadi...every day you take another step up the ladder of insanity...

They told me in school if I work hard, I'll climb the ladder. They never specified which ladder...

 

[MazKid]

The only aliens that exist in St. Louis are illegal ones, and they don't even try to brainwash me. They're too busy in the fields or piled in rusted Econoline vans. Like I'd understand them anyway.

 

[MazKid]

They told me in school if I work hard, I'll climb the ladder. They never specified which ladder...

One of my uncles is a painter...when he was just beginning his dad(my grandfather) would tell people that asked how he's doing in school/career, "Oh he's going right up the ladder.".

House painting. Tee hee.