THIS ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING MY PROTEGE AND SOME TOTALLY HOT GIRL WANTED A RIDE.
SO LIKE SHE LEFT HER SCARF IN MY CAR AND I DROVE HER HOME.
THE NEXT DAY I WENT TO RETURN THE SCARF AND HER PARENTS, LIKE, SAID SHE WAS DEAD OR SOMETHING.
THEN I GOT GHOST HERPIES!!!
True story!