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" i will build her a cake"

I could throw a football a1/4 mile. You see that mountain..bet i could throw a football over it.. then napoleons riding the bike down the street the uncles picks up the pork chop and gets em right across the face.....classic

ummm yeah i could....you obviously never smoked a blunt got hungry as hell ordered pizza....ate a whole pizza.....smoked another blunt....now your as hungry as you were before you ate the pizza so you make a whole thing of spaghetti...polish that thing off....now your not as high...

it said she didnt eat for two days beforehand......that makes your stomach shrink and would actually make her eat less....so if some 100 lb chick that didnt eat for 2 days can do it....I can smoke a blunt and have that thing done in an hour..

Has anyone seen his stand up where he talks aboutgetting botox on his balls to getthe wrinkles out....its halarious..... Dave can make you see things in his view and then make it funny as s***...He talks about how we liberated the iragi people and we took their dictator off their money....but...

none taken. When my friends went before they were shocked at all the people tokin up in the parks. Like no one cared. Sounded like a trip to amsterdamn for half the price. Im going to cancun instead......i can still get stuff for like 20 ollas an ounce...aint quality but hey ill be in the sun tokin

You guys think its worth to come up there during february -march? Its gotta be pretty cold up there? I cant figure out if i wanna go to canada or cancun. Ive been to places like cancun before its great but i kinda want something differant and having all that good bud around cant hurt

"Napoleon your just jealous cause ive been online chatting with babes all day" "i will build her a cake" I thought the movie was funny as hell. I mad fun of a kid that reminded me of napoleon. I thought his uncle was halarious with his football videos...niggas nice

i can actually purchase the product from these shops???.. Cause i read certain shops are "smoker friendly" but dont sell any products besides that you can smoke in...is this true? Hows your club life? Hip/Hop

Im going on a trip but dont know where to go yet.ive been pretty much everywhere so im gonna go up northto canada. Ive wantedto go there since i seen this guy who claimed to be the Prince of Pot on MTV. He said he had a smoke shop in Canada somewhere buti cant remember where at? So my question...

http://www.killsometime.com/games/game.asp?Game=Butt-Hunter follow the directions........play till you get caught

Will see if they make it to the superbowl. ( colts or patriots gonna make it )On the other hand,,,,,Aint no one stoppping the eagles in the NFC

Yeah well she still has them.... (boom02) (fu) trifiling ******* ***** ass slut....and it was sent to a collection agency

Please tell me.... I was up to 500 dollars because i used to live with my ex and we broke up and my dumbass self left all the videos over there and totally forgot about it ....i moved back in with my mom ...well i ended up getting ****** royally in my ass....so i thin ka little credit is...

this is the first joke that was posted on here that i havnt heard before and was actually funny

They all look like kids and queers to me.....YAY DEMOCRATS

Well at least it was your bed. SOme chick came to myhouse for one of my parties. She was so ******* drunk she was giving every one lap dances. Then she disappeared with this guy and we didnt see her anymore.Then we found her in my roomates bed.Along with the puddle of piss. My roomate was so mad...

Your missing the Big part of it......its all over the internet too Anyone got their own story? I do...lol I got drunk as hell at a party at Rowan College.Talked a lot of s*** on my girls best friend while she was there ( she wanted to stay to get laid by some dude....I wanted to go home and...

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