I WARNED you it might happen!

ZoomZoom hears the ruckus from outside the room and decides to join in the fun!! He enters to room wearing night vision gogles and armed with two cupcake cannons loaded with vanilla cupcakes covered in heavy butter-cream icing. He turns the lights off and starts firing on the unsuspecting occupants. Fwoop, fwoop, fwoop, fwoop, fwoop, fwoop cupcakes hit their targets as he sneaks around the room to target those cowering behind the couch. As he approaches the couch he notices slooper taking a siesta and hits him point blank in the head with a cupcake!! Slooper just kinda grins and ZoomZoom really has to wonder?!?!? On to the next target..Sir Nuke, the cause of it all, fwoop, fwoop, fwoop, fwoop, Nuke is now covered in butter cream frosting and smashed cupcakes!!

Next, ZoomZoom targets Linux, then derrick, and massy, fwoop fwoop, fwoop, fwoop. Score!!!!! Ahh, this is fun!!!

peace
Griff
 
While the room fills with screams ,and creamed corn. Care of Kyred. Chitown sneaks to the frig and snags a six pack and all the girls ,then breaks for the door!(bling) LOL!
 
*finally wakes up from initial attack from Sir Nuke*

"Huh? WTF?"

*notices that Nuke is wearing armor...takes some molasses, goes out the door, and sneaks behind nuke who is currently hosing people w/ gravy...pours molasses all over his head and runs like hell. Returns a minute later, only to return with a bag of rice and some caged birds. Throws the rice all over Nuke's face, and let the birds out...naturally, they go for the rice. In the meantime, I go to the source of the gravy, the "gravy P5"--complete with flaming skull stickers, and take it for a spin, abandoning it around the corner for now.

Returning to the crime scene, I manage to dodge most of the trouble (as Nuke is preoccupied with the birds), and fill the microwave with hot dogs and marshmallows. Set the timer for 9:59, synchonize my watch, and run for the closet...where I discover I'm not alone...Stutters is in there shifting around in his armor with a smile on his face...*
 
massyellow thanks god he got some gravy for his mashed spuds, here the half time call and gets a beer and sits on the couch, AHHHH my pants are all squishy, massy gets up in a huf and goes into other room to change and comes back in fresh clothes that are stain proof and sits back down to enjoy his beer with friends
 
this post reminds me of a birthday i had with my freind when i lived in CA
I am in the striped shirt
 

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:slooper is startled awake when Massyellowmp3 sits on his crotch: "Rosalita? Is that you?" he murmers, half-asleep still...

:blinded by the cupcake creme, slooper snuggles against Massyellow and falls back to sleep: zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZz ohhh Ro...sa...li...ta....
 
slooper said:
:slooper is startled awake when Massyellowmp3 sits on his crotch: "Rosalita? Is that you?" he murmers, half-asleep still...

:blinded by the cupcake creme, slooper snuggles against Massyellow and falls back to sleep: zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZz ohhh Ro...sa...li...ta....


(lol) (rofl) (rofl)
 
*Nuke wipes the butter frosting off his face...yummy....then looks around the room....and thinks....okay....who is going to get it next.....and he realizes.....LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE....there are only a few of us PARTICIPATING!....LOOK AT ALL THE LURKERS!!! ELOL*...........*with an evil determined look in his eye....Nuke looks at every member that has NOT contributed to the fun....he then walks to the secret closet, which derrick ripped the door off of...gee thanks derrick...now its not a secret anymore.....anyway...he makes his way to the back of the closet...into its deepest darkest corner....and he retrieves his ultimate weapon....the dreded Nuclear Powered Belt Fed Irradiated Rotten Pumpkin Shooter.......he exits the closet with the blet fed monster and lets loose at every lurker in the vacinity*

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

*there is now bodies strewn all over the room....with GLOWING orange goo EVERYWHERE......*

(stash) TAKE THAT FOR JUST STANDING AROUND NOT PARTICIPATING!
 
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Massyellow trying to void the mass amounts of glowing rotten pumkins while geting his breast fondled by slooper, WHAT THE HELL hey i thought we were on half time. reaches behind him and grabs slooper and uses him as human shield, grabs cans of sodas next to couch and fiz candy in his pocket and starts throwing the dredded fizt soda grenades all over room. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. making stiky mess all over room. sir nuke is now lying lifeless with his face in pile of cranberry sauce, I got him, I got him. I see his leg twich GOOD i didnt kill him but i think he is now going to be pissed
 
ROFL

"HEY! Who are YOU and what did you do with ROSALITA!!??"

"WAKE ME FROM MY NAP WILL YOU!!!"

:slooperreaches under the couch cushion and pulls out a Flux Capacitor which, in addition to enabling time travel, also expands a 10 foot diameter deflector field around whoever is holding it! slooper's eyes glow red as he moves slowly around the room deflecting food particles in every direction.

"I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!! THERE WILL BE NO SURBIBORS!!!"
 
Jrtek wiping the glowing pumpkin off his face and dicides to get his secret weapon...2 mins later... Jrtek comes back IN A unbreakable BUBBLE (kinda like the ball in AMERICAN GLADIATORS)!!! :D :D "NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW".... jrtek rolls over EVERYONE.... luckly for everyone the outside of the bubble is covered in pie!!!
 
Massyellowmp3 said:
sir nuke is now lying lifeless with his face in pile of cranberry sauce, I got him, I got him. I see his leg twich GOOD i didnt kill him but i think he is now going to be pissed

*little did he know I was playing opossum*.....*waits till massy starts to walk by close...., reaches into his special pocket....whips out a watermellon granade and sticks it in Massy's pants!* BOOM

OMG what a mess!....*not to mention now the back of massy's pants are missing....

*RUNs up behind the big plastic ball that JrTek is in and starts pushing....jr can't control the ball...he falls and spins inside the ball....nuke pushes the ball into the corner and pushes the couch in front of it.*

THERE....that takes care of him for a while...ELOL. (stash)
 
Sir Nuke said:
[B*hits the walls, the end table, the lamp, also hits Linus AGAIN, UCLAP5, Dexter, and Moose.
[/B]

lmao!

i got owned hard!!!!


*brings out .......steamed carrot*


aww s***...i got hosed again...

steamed carrot...pfffft...

:D
 
PA come bolting through the front door. Hit's the floor full of gravy and corn, fall flat on his ass and slides into Nuke, Derrik, Enry, Massy, and the rest of them in the corner, knocking them over like bowling pins. Standing up I realize what's going on and that I've pissed off everyone in the room. Tries to bolt outside to my getaway MP3 but blows the tranny shifting form 2nd to 3rd and gets dragged back into the house and put in the closet with stutters.
 
5...4...3...2...1...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
The microwave goes off, and BOOM! Everyone in the room (cept for Stutters and I in the closet) gets nailed by 300 degree hot dogs and covered with marshamallowey goodness. Mmmm.
 
Kooldino said:
5...4...3...2...1...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
The microwave goes off, and BOOM! Everyone in the room (cept for Stutters and I in the closet) gets nailed by 300 degree hot dogs and covered with marshamallowey goodness. Mmmm.

:eek: (pukey)
 
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