I need a bigger driveway...

Oh you mean this one?
On a quick note...

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****, You.

Thanks bro!

-arkenzo

I thought it was pretty darn funny.

Thanks for playing (nana)

Your juvenile antics never cease to amaze me. And if you continue to have issues understanding any of the words that I use in my posts, then I apologize. When you grow up your vocab will expand beyond cuss words ;).
I agree with Kain, 3 dogs = way too much damn work! Sell them and get another car to add to the collection.
 
I found three dogs too much to care for, so I consolidated and adopted a cerberus instead.


I wanted one...but the Gorgon sisters wouldn't budge on price. I was told to go in with the amount I wanted to pay, and to keep a stone face during the negotiations, but ended up walking out. Who can't keep a stone face with a Gorgon sister?

Me apparently. I'm that dumb.
 
Wait, is arkenzo the ding dong on youtube who posts Mazdaspeed3 FTW all day (or night) long! on every stupid race video? I want to shoot that guy with a toy gun that fires REAL hammers.
 
Agreed. My folk have 3 golden retrievers and they're quite a handful.

My family used to breed Char-pei's. Those chinese dogs w/ the really wrinkley skin. I just can't spell their name...

try having 4 females, 2 males, and 3 litters of pups... thats a ******* handful
(help)

At one time we had 10 dogs, 12 cats, 3 birds, 2 tanks of fish, some gerbles, and an iguana.
I love animals and have always lived in a zoo growing up. but they are alot of work.
 
You need to move out of that bass-ackward state. Putting up a junker on cinderblocks on your front lawn or a used shitter on the porch are something different, but not working on your own damn car on your own damn driveway? Thems fightin' words.

Oh we are, we are building a house with a garage, and a concrete "storage" under the house big enough for a compact car. :D I can't wait!
Enough thread jacking from me though.
 
I wanted one...but the Gorgon sisters wouldn't budge on price. I was told to go in with the amount I wanted to pay, and to keep a stone face during the negotiations, but ended up walking out. Who can't keep a stone face with a Gorgon sister?

Me apparently. I'm that dumb.

Coincidentally, my cousin's girlfriend's college roommate was Medusa. She offered to help me work on my stone face for negotiations, but I kindly declined the offer. Though now that I think about, it would come in handy for next month's poker tournament...
 
Man, our neighbors would be up our ass if we parked like that. We had to get a storage unit for our CRX build because the Neighborhood "Society" has rules against working on your car in your driveway.

I once lived in a community like that. I was out in the dark one night with my supercharged '99 Miata up on ramps in the driveway trying to fix an exhaust leak when the old hag of a community director comes walking up from across the street in her night gown and robe (scary site) bitching at me for working on my car in my driveway. After she shut her pie hole, I told her to kiss my ass. I didn't live there for much longer after that. (eekdance)
 
Man, our neighbors would be up our ass if we parked like that. We had to get a storage unit for our CRX build because the Neighborhood "Society" has rules against working on your car in your driveway.

Thank God I don't live in a neighbourhood like that!
If you thought my front yard/driveway is bad, check out my redneck backyard...
 

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