I just caught a mouse

[Nutari]

Yup yup.. im bored.. its 206 am..

 

[oki_boy]

boil him!!!

 

[Nutari]

The whole point was to be humane.. thats why I used a glue trap. Gf doesnt want to kill it.

 

[Nutari]

and I want to just throw it in the freezer...

 

[AODfan]

my gf cat would just toy with him

 

[yourfather_luke]

wrap him in electrical tape then **** him silly

 

[yourfather_luke]

errr, uhhh...wait. that's for hamsters but i guess it would work with mice, too

 

[cbcbd]

Nice. An ex-gf of mine had an empty, tall flower vase that was in her laundry room. A mouse fell in there and couldn't get out. We found him dead after a long while and he was just skin and bones. Thing must've gone crazy just starving to death like that.

 

[CommieSpeed]

I caught 4 mice in the span of a month Bartending at Chili's. I got every one useing kid's cups or tortilla bowls. Then I ****** them silly after wrapping them in electrical tape. It was fabulous.

 

[Gbourdon]

Get it stoned.

 

[yourfather_luke]

they get hornier if you play ludacris

 

[DooMer_MP3]

Wait, how the hell do you get them out of a glue trap? I caught a mouse (many mice) in my college apartment, and we got home from the bars and it was in the glue trap. We tried to get him out, and it was impossible, as in, we were seriously injuring him and breaking his legs. We felt horrible, and wish we would've just gotten the normal trap. Instant death. How do you get them out of a glue trap?!

 

[yourfather_luke]

try taunting it till it jumps up and kicks your ass

 

[Gbourdon]

Aim N' Flame

 

[cbcbd]

Guy that lived down my hallway in college comes into to my room and asks me if he can borrow my hockey stick, I think nothing of it and let him.

Later he walks in holding a mouse missing a chunk of his skull - you could see it's brains. He killed it with the butt of the handle. We were all like "WTF! couldn't you just scare it away and out of your room?"

 

[yourfather_luke]

^^serial killer alert. that's just plain wrong. **** 'em all you want, but it's just cruel to bash their heads open

 

[mixmaster_matt]

We used to have a bad mouse problem in my shed, so we would catch them and shoot them up in our model rockets. We would attach the mouse to the parachute that would pop out. If it lived, which it usually did, we would let it free. But if it died, well then, it met its fate...I wish i had a picture of the mice floating down with a parachute...

 

[genericuser]

my brother shot one out of a potato launcher once

 

[vindication]

now you need to train it to go rob a bank

 

[cbcbd]

^^serial killer alert. that's just plain wrong. **** 'em all you want, but it's just cruel to bash their heads open

He was a little out there and very "primal".

His neighborhood has a squirrel problem and he claimed to have killed hundreds of squirrels in one summer.
He'd catch them in a trap, throw the trap in a lake and drown them (boom07)

Real nice guy, though, but just out there and very in tune with nature in an odd way. Great climber.