If you could punch one celebrity, who would you punch?

[MP5_509]

my 3 crow-hop punches would be delivered to the necks of these folks.

Dr. Phil
the genius behind mtv's programming, **** all those god damn highschool shows.
wilmer valderama - who made this guy so ****** street, he'sa god damn douche, wait it was probably my number 2 vote.

boy this thread made me angry, it was hard to pick 3

 

[SeminoleMan]

I don't think "K-Fed" should qualify as a celebrity. But I would love to punch him regardless.

He gets more press than you or I. I'm tired of about hearing/ seeing that shitbag everywhere...so he must go to sleep with a right-cross.

 

[txrxs]

[SIZE=-1]Alexis Arquette - Nope, i dont have to accept you, eat s***.

Tony Yayo - Who the **** are you? Marbles in your mouth, go back to prison.

Anne Coulter - cock juggling thunder ****.

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[freekwonder]

90% of the celebities need to have their asses serioulsy kicked. The live on a high pedestals that they don't deserve, they act like their opinions actually matter. They are here for our entertainment and thats all. I wish we could go back to the days were actors/athletes were looked at as not real jobs. And brought back down to a level lower then the common blue collar worker.

as for which ones to punch, depends on my mood. But I like the dunkey punch Jessica Alba idea.

 

[Freelander]

Hm, I'm gonna go have to go with:

1. Eminem. (Sorry, he's just a punk, don't like him.)
2. Kanye West (For the reasons listed above.)
3. Miss Cleo. (Is she still around?)

 

[peepsalot]

[fake jamaican accent]CALL ME NOW![/fake jamaican accent]

 

[pfive]

1) The entire democratic party (white flag waving america haters)
2) Alec Baldwin (because he is a moron)

 

[kipper88]

Politicians aren't really celebrities are they?

1. Ron Artest - after hitting him i would run away really fast because he would probably try and eat me.

2. Terrell Owens

3. Bill Gates for Window ME - bastard.

 

[pfive]

Politicians aren't really celebrities are they?

1. Ron Artest - after hitting him i would run away really fast because he would probably try and eat me.

2. Terrell Owens

3. Bill Gates for Window ME - bastard.

i think many of them try to be...

 

[GrandBelialKey]

hilarious...

 

[mountjonas]

Toby Keith.

 

[stevesMSP]

Tom Cruise annoys me. i think I'd punch him 3 times.

yes, me too

 

[RaiderMS3]

Tony Robbins. Those big ass teeth.
Michael Bolton. Not talent assclown won grammies, and ruined the real Michael Bolton's life.
Dick Cheney: I wanna fix tha tlock-jawwed smirk he has.

 

[rjmhotrod]

1. Mike Tyson - but that would probably be a bad idea.
2. The entire management of the NY Yankees.
3. The gay intern on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". Man is he annoying!!

 

[RaiderMS3]

what the **** are you watching the tonight show for? Letterman FTW

 

[rjmhotrod]

what the **** are you watching the tonight show for? Letterman FTW

All we have for TV are rabbit ears. CBS doesn't come in very well!!

Yes I work in TV and I don't have cable or dish or anything.

 

[RaiderMS3]

damn dude. I feel bad for you. DirecTV rocks.

 

[GrandBelialKey]

Toby Keith.

amen! I was gonna say that...

I guess I'd like to punch just about everybody on tv

 

[novAKs47]

tom cruise (his stupid ideology)
the Bush's (obvious)
the morning CNN crew (they are a bunch of overpaid, ignorant retards that can't have a normal conversation)

*no offense to anybody that knows/relates/or like the above characters

HAHA! ALL morning news crews suck. lol

 

[winty87]

Rachel Ray. Big ****** deal she can cook. How many other women can cook the same if not better. SWEET she has a show and books. OH and Jenny McCarthy. She wrote a book called "Belly Laughs" something about being pregnant, that must be the hardest thing ever. Writing down what happend everyday in your pregnancy in a journal then getting it published.