Some things about New Zealand

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Since it came up about the wonders of New Zealand on another thread, I thought I'd share some stuff about our "cousins' on the other side of the Tasman Sea.....from an Australian perspective.

Population, about 3 million. Compared to the U.S. ........1% thereabouts. Not a crowded place.

The Lord of the Rings series was filmed there and yes it IS one of the most stunning countries in the world for its scenery.

New Zealanders are referred to as Kiwi's in reference to an all-but-extinct flightless bird that is native there.

It has nil car manufacturing industry to speak of.
The upside is that they have a thriving "pre-owned" JDM market where all sorts of WILD Japanese performance cars are available, and Euros you never heard of as well.

The variety of cars with a small population makes spare parts an absolute nightmare.

Kiwis speak with a rather odd accent that has all vowels sounding the same. For example, sex, six and sucks all sound like sux.

Pretty much everything in New Zealand is 20 years behind the rest of the world, it is like stepping back in time.....
By U.S. standards there is practically nothing to do by way of diverse entertainment.
The upside? The place is sex-crazy :)

The national game is rugby. It is an absolute religion there. As a result of Australia beating the Kiwi's in the semi-final of the Rugby World Cup it is likely the Kiwi economy will go into recession....

Calling a Kiwi an Aussie is like calling a Canadian an "American".

New Zealand has produced a string of fantastic racecar drivers.
Scot Dixon many will know, a guy called Jim Richards races here and may well be the most versatile and durable driver in the history of planet earth. Greg Murphy also races here and is simply fantastic.
They also invented bungee-jumping.

Just some stuff to get some folks going.......
 
Tunnel_Rat said:
Lets not forget it is 2nd to Australia all ways has been all ways will be.



(rockon)

Which is 20th to the rest of the world :p
 
US is #1 baby!! Don't believe me? Ask our millitary! I diodn't see france capture Sadam!

I love both Australia and NZ. Australia has done more for American culture and prosperity than any other country in history. Need proof....two words.... Crocodile Dundee....'nuff said!
 
Turbo Matty P said:
US is #1 baby!! Don't believe me? Ask our millitary! I diodn't see france capture Sadam!

I love both Australia and NZ. Australia has done more for American culture and prosperity than any other country in history. Need proof....two words.... Crocodile Dundee....'nuff said!

**** THAT!

OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE!!!!!!!!
 
Turbo Matty P said:
US is #1 baby!! Don't believe me? Ask our millitary! I diodn't see france capture Sadam!

France and Germany **** them two pussy countries now they are trying to suck up to you yanks i hope bush tells them to go **** each other.O and on the list they come in last and 2nd last
 
Ya! SOuth Park style.

"How say you Mr American embassidor?"

*Stands up *

"**** FRANCE AND GERMANY!"
 
Being a german, it's hard for me to rag on them, but I am an american first.

people who don't be-friend america when we ask for help (not need help!) be-enemies of America. We're pretty cut-&-dry. you either stand with us or against us. You either hate our enemies or you sympathize with them.....

I think after flying our troops out of Iraq we need to swing by France and F-them up just for spite. Maybe we should occupy them and overthrow their government for kicks!
 
Its not even that so much as they just don't have the ballz to do anything over there anymore.
For christ sakes a 10 year old with a squirt gun could capture paris in an hour!
Or one of there now famous subway attack monkeys :D
 
One thing i kept up my sleeve.....

It is standard Aussie joke-fodder to have a laugh about the Kiwi fondness for sheep (damn they have a lot of them) which is akin to Wacko Jacko's "special" fondness for children LOL .

Of course, after dropping in on the Kiwi's it is a couple hours flight to Australia, which is, of course, the world's best country :)
 
Hey Critter, how about a little breakdown of the Aussies now....I love this stuff, hope to visit you corner of the world some day.
 
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