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- '13 CWP MS3 & '16 Mazda6 GT
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They
loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door
if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I
have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will
talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep
in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be
gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two
men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared,
and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes
to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm
we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of
telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?
"She just died and left me everything."<O
</O
Ba-Zing!<O
loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door
if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I
have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will
talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep
in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be
gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two
men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared,
and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes
to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm
we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of
telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?
"She just died and left me everything."<O
</OBa-Zing!<O
